Friday, January 18, 2008

JEFFREY ROSS ROAST OF MIKE AND MIKE


Jeffrey Ross is hilarious at roasting famous people and in this case the not so famous. I'm still wondering who the "homeless sir" Ross was pointing to in the roast. I got my bets on Dana Jacobson from ESPN. She looks like Brady Quinn's sister on steroids. I see Charlie Weis was sitting next to Ditka. I can only imagine how many endangered whale/ND coach jokes were used by Ross. If anybody finds more footage of the roast please email it to me or post it in the comments.

Video HT: AwfulAnnouncing

HITLER LOVES THE DALLAS COWBOYS

Some people take their favorite team losing real hard. For instance I once drank a bottle of Jack Daniels after Ryan Grant(yes, the current Green Bay Packers RB) fumbled away a game for Notre Dame against Boston College. I couldn't bear the pain of seeing my team lose to an inferior junior varsity team and suffer the humiliation of other people laughing in my face. And yet I still drank a bottle of whiskey. I hate whiskey! But to see Hitler and the way he takes it I think we can all learn a valuable lesson. I know I did...

Hitler was right all along.

Romo's downfall was Jessica Simpson.

Video HT: KissingSuzyKolber