GEORGE BUSH ENJOYING HIS LAST DAYS

Why don't you go ahead and wipe the sand out of her va....never mind! Sometimes it's good to be the President. Screw foreign policy or that nasty Russia-Georgia battle, our President loves his beach volleyball. It's about priorities people.

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RYAN BRAUN, AKA THE HEBREW HAMMER MEETS MARISSA MILLER

So this is why Ryan Braun has missed the past couple of Milwaukee Brewers games with lower back problems. Supermodel Marisa Miller is known to cause whiplash among males ages 1-124 and The Hebrew Hammer apparently fell for her during a recent commercial shot for a Remington razors which is headed straight to YouTube according to JS Online. One can only imagine Braun convincing Miller he needed to get in character by actually sleeping with her in order to make the scene believable.

Never mind, the guy is young, makes millions and plays professional baseball. He is literally fishing with dynamite and doesn't need to convince Miller of anything other than she is missing out on the power of The Hebrew Hammer.

BLOW THIS FRANCE

Nothing like seeing the good old U-S of A putting those French fuckers back in their place. If your going to talk the talk you better walk the walk and the French swim team couldn't hold on. Michael Phelps gets his second gold medal with six more on the horizon needed to break Spitz's Olympic record.