HOT LSU POON LOVES THE POON OF THE SEC SHIRT

Yeah...go ahead and sniff her a little bit...nobody is looking! I figured this picture of hot unleashed LSU Tiger mating poon was the perfect time to introduce the new Poon of the SEC shirt. Sportscrack Tees has teamed up with HotSECPoon.com to unveil the new shirt for all the Southern Poon hunters and lovers out there. Go ahead and unleash your inner pooness by wearing this kick ass t-shirt.


Only $18, this shirt is sure to to be the talk of the next tailgate. Don't be that guy who misses a chance to hook up with some great SEC Poon. Wear the shirt and get the Poon, it's that simple. The Gamecock cheerleaders would be very disappointed if you were not seen with your Poon of the SEC shirt...


Come on..you are better than that, buy the shirt.

TEXAS TIGHT END BLAINE IRBY WANTS HIS KNEECAP BACK

Correct me if I am wrong but I don't ever remember hearing a coach in football say to "chop down those big trees" you need to take out somebody's leg like this. I know football injuries happen but to me this looks to be as dirty as an Auburn or Denver Broncos linemen performing a career ending chop block.

Blaine Irby will now be done for the season after undergoing surgery to fix a dislocated kneecap. Losing Irby is a huge blow to the Longhorns as he had emerged this season as a key target for QB Colt McCoy (2 TD catches) and provided some excellent blocking in his first season starting as a sophomore after replacing Jermichael Finley. More than likely he will be granted a medical redshirt and can come back with 3 years left of eligibility if he can in fact walk properly again. Expected to replace Irby is redshirt freshman tight end Ahmard Howard. If Texas is to remain a serious contender for the Big 12 title it will need Howard to step up and contribute much like Irby had in the first 3 games.

No truth to the rumor that Longhorn officials branded him afterwards and downgraded Irby to Grade C beef.

MCCAIN'S BRAIN ON THE VIEW

"28 years of listening to this hen cluck, blah blah blah, I should have civil liberties, gimme a good job...oh they let the color one speak, I didn't know that was allowed...excellent...forward progress...wonderful! As long as she still makes me a sandwich!"

I want to make love to McCain's brain. I want to cuddle with it and hold it oh so tight while we drink Sarsaparillas and reminiscence about the Great Depression.