OBAMA LOSES ELECTION

Seriously, who wants to wait in line for 2 hours to vote? I got better things to do like watch pornhub.com and eat Cheetos while drinking Natural Light. Stop blaming me people. I'm just a sports blogger.

PHILLIES FANS STILL CELEBRATING WITH FLYING BOTTLES

Nothing says celebration till you take a bottle to the head while hanging for dear life on a traffic light pole on Broad Street.

Video HT: Deadspin