Thursday, May 08, 2014

Gotta Love Jadeveon Clowney's Response to "What's the hardest class in college?"




  Oh those crazy New York paps asking their silly questions.  Asking future NFL bust Jadeveon Clowney "What's the hardest class in college?" is on par with asking a blind person if it was "Love at first sight?"  But I'm not going to lie.  I love Clowney's response.  Just laughing out loud is so perfect.  Football players from conferences like the SEC don't go to class.  It's beyond ridiculous to even think they do.  It's a whole different ball game in the south.  It would be a hell of an accomplishment if they could just name their position coach much less actually attend some classes.

Keep being you Jadeveon.  He probably had the same response when scouts asked him if he put any effort into his junior season.

2014 NFL Mock Draft: The Final One



It's about fucking time right?  The NFL Draft is finally here.  I feel like it's been shoved down our throats by ESPN more aggressively than a Peter North cuckold.  This is the final mock we are doing...for 2014.

1. Texans - Jadeveon Clowney

2.  Rams - Greg Robinson

3.  Jaguars - Johnny Manziel

4.  Browns - Blake Bortles

5.  Raiders - Sammy Watkins

6.  Falcons -  Jake Matthews

7.  Buccaneers - Khalil Mack

8.  Vikings - Aaron Donald

9.  Bills - Zach Martin

10.  Lions - Darqueze Denard

11.  Titans - Mike Evans

12.  Giants - Taylor Lewan

13.  Rams - Odell Beckham

14.  Bears - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

15.  Steelers - Justin Gilbert

16.  Cowboys - Timmy Jernigan

17.  Ravens - Eric Ebron

18.  Jets - Marqise Lee

19.  Dolphins - Cyrus Kouandjio

20.  Cardinals - Derek Carr

21.  Packers - Calvin Pryor

22.  Eagles - Anthony Barr

23.  Chiefs - Brandin Cooks

24.  Bengals - Kyle Fuller

25.  Chargers - Louis Nix

26.  Browns - Xavier Su'a Filo

27.  Saints - C. J. Mosley

28.  Panthers - Morgan Moses

29.  Patriots -  Jace Amaro

30.  49ers - Jason Verrett

31.  Broncos -  Dee Ford

32.  Seahawks - Joel Bitonio