Smile kid. They fucking won 7-1 over Brazil. Hopefully your Dad double downed vs Argentina so you can get into that community college you always wanted to go to.
Jesus Christ lady this isn't real sports we are talking about? It's women's basketball. Be nice like those Danish Handball players. No need to throw elbows around. Oh wait they were playing Great Britian you say? Carry on then.
This guy had to be shitfaced right? I mean nobody in their right mind slides like this. Just full on face into the dirt is only seen at The Preakness when either some drunk loses his balance on the porta potties or the horse gets tripped up before taking a trip to the glue factory.