C'Mon Man: Cris Carter Whiffs on his ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

But hey he totally got Chris Berman right in the kisser.

This FSU Girl Wants To Rape Jameis Winston

God bless FSU for cheering me up on this shitty Friday.  While the proverbial shit is hitting the fan up in South Bend in which 4 Notre Dame players are getting suspended for banging a student advisor in exchange for doing their homework we have the always clean cut Semenholes showing their class.  Love it.  Do you FSU.  Do you.

Awesome "dicksclaimer" by the way.  I might have to start putting those on my shirts.