No lie I think my whole body just orgasmed. I'm seeing spots. I just blacked out listening to legendary Dodgers announcer Vin Scully recite James Earl Jones famous "Field Of Dreams" People Will Come speech. Throw in clips of Jackie Robinson stealing home, Ozzie Smith doing his flip, Cal Ripken Jr. saluting the crowd and I'm surprised I'm not dead by now. Baseball is as American as it can get and on this Memorial Day weekend I'm fortunate I get to take my son Camden to a baseball game and pass on my love for the game to him.People will come, Vin.— MLB (@MLB) May 26, 2016
Vin Scully recites the most iconic speech from a baseball film ever. #HallofFameTourhttps://t.co/ci59idkKOW
Friday, May 27, 2016
Vin Scully Recites "Field of Dreams" People Will Come Speech Will Give You The Chills
Monday, May 16, 2016
Army's Kasey McCravey With The Slide/Not Slide Acrobatic Kung Fu Move of the Year
Kasey McCravey goes A I R B O R N E to score for @ArmyWP_Softball in the PL Tournament #GoArmy #SCTop10https://t.co/Cx9S3Y7Sgf— ArmyWestPoint Sports (@GoArmyWestPoint) May 14, 2016
I believe this is a first in SportsCrack history. Drum roll please. Zip up those pants captain. Yes, we got ourselves a softball post. Holy shit we just made history. Women can play sports too!
All sarcasm aside this jump move by Army's Kasey McCravey over the Lehigh catcher has got to be the best non slide ever. I don't usually get impressed but myself and the other 99.99% of people reading this would have no shot at all jumping over the catcher. It would be a disaster even trying it. I'm positive a bone would have come popping out somewhere if I attempted to jump over the catcher. And she didn't even get touched while reaching back with the sneaky tag of home plate!
Texas Rangers' Rougned Odor Lands One of the All-Time Great Punches on Toronto Blue Jays' Jose Bautista's Face
No lie I have the biggest bulge in my pants just watching this right cross from Texas Rangers' second baseman Rougned Odor stun resident douche bag Jose Bautista. I've been waiting years, decades, for somebody in baseball to finally have the balls and throw a punch and actually land one in a fight. Odor finally got one and to top it all off it landed right on Bautista's fat fucking face. The only thing that would have made this better is if it was David Ortiz's face. But beggars can't be choosers so thank you Odor. You are a baseball God in my book.
Odor MADE BASEBALL FUN AGAIN yesterday!
Thank you to whoever made this Mike Tyson punch out video too!
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
"Catholics vs Convicts" 2016 T Shirts Now For Sale
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Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Bryce Harpers Get Ejected, Tells Umpire "Fuck You" as Nationals Walk-Off
I thought Mormons didn't say curse words. Granted Bryce Harper is no normal Mormon by any stretch but that's not very nice to say "fuck you" to the home umpire. Umpires have feelings too Bryce. Apparently this umpire is very sensitive because he ejected you for disagreeing with Espinosa's strike zone. Maybe next time you run out with some "Make Baseball Fun Again" hats and some ultra absorbent pads for ole Blue. For sure that will get him on your side.
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
Tuesday, May 03, 2016
Lou Holtz Endorfes Donald Trumf Prethadent of the United Thates
Honored to have received the endorsement of Lou Holtz - a great guy! #INPrimary #Trump2016 pic.twitter.com/AeGyODb37O— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2016
Well you can go ahead and ring the bell now because the race for the Presidency is officially over! The one and only Lou Holtz aka Win One for the Spitter has given his official "endorfes" for Donald Trumf as the next "prethadent" of the United "Thates." This pretty much locks up Indiana for Trump and seals the Republican nomination.
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Monday, May 02, 2016
Dodgers Celebrate Breaking a 6-Game Losing Streak by Doing the Running Man Dance
That is hot shit right there folks! The Running Man dance has come back strong in 2016. The Maryland Terps basketball team restarted the trend and now it's moved all the way to the left coast.