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Friday, April 21, 2017
Strange Injury Report: Madison Bumgarner To Disabled List Due To Dirt bike Accident
Oh MadBum you crazy mother fucker. It's bad enough the San Francisco Giants are sitting at 6-10 on the season but now they just lost their ace for 6-8 weeks because of a fucking dirt bike crash on their off day. I'm sure the Giants and their fans are happy about it.
But honestly if you could think of one baseball player doing something like this I think one of the first names that would pop up is an admitted redneck like Madison Bumgarner. He was probably riding the dirt bike and saw some harmless dude with a Dodgers hat smile at him and swerved while shouting "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" and BAM...shoulder AC sprain and his season is basically fucked.
Oh well. Just gives me more of a reason to sell more of the #DON'TLOOKATME shirts!
By the way you can buy them here...just saying.
Vanderbilt Football Releases a Sorority Parody Video Worth Watching
Someone please remind me again how Georgia lost to this Vanderbilt team at home on homecoming? A Vandy team that makes sorority parody videos during spring practice. No lie I chuckled a couple of times at the Anchor Down lines and one of my littles but it didn't make me laugh nearly as much as watching LB Zach Cunningham tackle little guy Isaiah McKenzie on 4th and 1 for a loss instead of going to Nick Chubb or Sony Michel. That's not smart football Kirby (pun intended).
WATCH THIS VIRAL VIDEO: Cubs Fan flashes the crowd at Wrigley Field (NSFW)
This is what happens when you win your first World Series in 108 years: the nipples are free in Wrigley Field. You gotta love the title of the Youtube video of "drunk" woman.. I would say that's a tad presumptuous but we are talking about the bleacher bums here. Drunk is a foregone conclusion especially when you are showing off your chesticles. You know some kid named Johnny or Tommy got his first bare breast facial at the Cubs game and unlike the past when nothing was recorded he can actually brag to his classmates the next day and prove it by pulling up this Youtube video.
What a time to be alive. Boobs and baseball. If that ain't Americana then I don't know what is.