SPORTSCRACK

MY FIRST PREDICTION AGAINST THE SPREAD Okay, I've gotten two weeks of watching the lovely boob tube filled with college football delight...

FCU WITH BILL MURRAY 2% MILK 100% MURRAY

RANDOM JOKE Rubber Check A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughte...

GOT JC? ESPN is apparently going to shove Jimmy Clausen down our throat whether we like it or not. Here is their "latest" coverag...

AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC FROM ORSON Orson Swindle has outdone himself again. His latest, Parallel Universe ,dives full force into the depths of ...

SUPERBAD First to 3 points wins! Via gump4heisman

SOUNDS LIKE A GUILTY MAN I think there is little doubt that Bill Belichick knew about the cheating. He is about as convincing as Michael Vi...

NFL NEWS First off, the great news is that Buffalo Bill's tight end Kevin Everett has apparently received a miracle with the news he wil...

COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF With our annual shit on Notre Dame parade being led full force by ESPN's Pat Forde , I felt obli...

NEW SHIRTS THIS WEEK Here is a couple of new shirts we are introducing. Both shirts have a rivalry feel to them and will most certainly be ...

JEFF TEDFORD FOR MICHIGAN COACH? It's been a tough couple of weeks for the Michigan community since they have royally sucked ass since l...

TWINS? On the left you have current Chicago Bears RB Adrian Peterson (the shitty, less talented Peterson) and on the right you have Whoopi G...

RANDOM JOKE The Injured Thumb This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he no...

SPORTSCRACK TOP 25 I've been itching like a dog to get this list off my balls for three weeks now but finally it's here. And unlike ...

I THINK SEC POON JUST FOUND A WINNER The fine fellas over at www.secpoon.com have started a campaign to find the hottest chick in the SEC. ...

SPURRIER IS A COCK I know it's one thing to own a team like Steve Spurrier has done with Georgia through out much of his coaching career...

YAY OR NAY? Would you still give the redneck trailer trash, can't lipsynch and dances like a sedated monkey swinging on a tree branch wh...

RANDOM JOKE Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the Russky’s unbeatable “pretzel” mov...

MIKE HART GUARANTEES WIN OVER NOTRE DAME Despite Michigan losing two games in embarrassing fashion the first two weeks and the loss of senio...

ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE 6 DAYS TILL KICKOFF, GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS. Where is the psychotic blabbering spitter we all have come to love an...