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GREAT NEWS: KEVIN EVERETT IS MOVING But he still hates cops? You be the judge... You have to love unintentional comedy. Who ever screwed up ...

IT'S OFFICIAL: SOUTH FLORIDA IS FUCKED! The dreaded curse of the lisp appears to have stricken South Florida this week. Lou Holtz' l...

DuscHEBAGS My little brother Sean is considering going to USC (I know, quit the missing chromosone jokes now)to hang out, study (wink, wink)...

SECPOON IS BACK Never fear Poon lovers, I have been informed that the SECPoon is back and better than ever. Thanks to good bud and fellow b...

NEW SHIRT We call it the Backup College shirt, otherwise known as BC. You always had a dream to get in your first university of choice but ...

ONLY ONE GOOD USE FOR A TROJAN Apparently O.J. wasn't available.

MICHAEL VICK TESTS POSITIVE FOR MARIJUANA Shocker isn't it? America's favorite felon tested positive for the holy grass back on Sep...

I FUCKING HATE ESPN MORONS Click here for the latest Charlie Weis interview on Stephen A. Smith radio show. If you want to hear a question ...

MY TOP 10 brought to you by Heidi Klum I'm really too lazy right now to do a top 25 in college football. Plus I'm sure most of you ...

MICHAEL WILBON IS AFRAID OF BLOGS Head over to Awful Announcing to hear what Wilbon said yesterday on the Mike Tirico Radio Show(how in the...

51 YEARS AGO... Today my mom, Gail, was born down in the hot tropical haven known to the locals as Key West. She lived a great life and unf...

MORE OSCAR DE LA FISHNET PHOTOS This guy is more fruity than strawberry yogurt dripping off Andy Dick's balls. In case you want to see m...

ANYONE UP FOR SOME TRIVIA TONIGHT? Last week I got invited by some friends to join them at this restaurant called Pepperbee's in Atlanta...

Voters are starting to look up to Andre' Woodson. THE HEISMAN RACE I'm starting to confuse myself why I am so enthralled with who wi...

YES OR NO? Okay guys, I want you to be honest, would you still invite this Swedish TV Host over for a late night R&R even after the proj...

BIG 12 COACHES ARE PSYCHOS! First we had Dan Hawkins lecture us on Big 12 football and how it wasn't intramurals brother, now we have Ok...

SOME WEEKEND OBSERVATIONS -Rex Grossman is the worst quarterback in the NFL. I'm not sure what anybody has ever seen in him. It's li...

WEEKEND PREDICTIONS Georgia Tech(-3) at Virginia: The first time I saw this line I almost pissed on myself. Okay, not really, but I felt a l...

TIGER LEAVES A FLOATER The video footage is from the US Open with a bunch of grown men waiting for Tiger to squeeze out his last drop. You ...

THE WEEKLY LOU HOLTZ PEP TALK Here is Holtz latest pep talk to the Penn State NNiiittannyy Wions. Remember folks, there may be 108,000 peop...