SPORTSCRACK

TOUCHDOWN! OTHER GUY Wait a second, Notre Dame won a bowl game in 1996? My hope is that one day Notre Dame stops schilling for the almighty ...

WAIT A SECOND, YOU TRYING TO TELL ME... Christians are lying, cheating assholes? Because there is no way a devout Christian would ever use ...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE BAD WHEN... your punter is the player of the game.

Who ya got? Blond or brunette? WEEKEND PICKS WARNING: Don't be an idiot and takes these picks to your bookie, instead pick the exact opp...

JOE TORRE TURNS DOWN YANKEES Does anybody really care? I mean yes, it is the New York Yankees and they have 26 World Series Championships a...

HEISMAN TOP 5 First of all I want to say with strong conviction that just because you beat Notre Dame doesn't make you a Heisman frontru...

RANDOM JOKE Three Guys Go to Heaven Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Pete...

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FACE RAPE? Seriously, Texas just face raped a dude and no flag. How can you not see it?

I LOVE YOU WILL MUSCHAMP I thought my mouth was dirty, but damn, Auburn defensive coach Will Muschamp is one high intensity motherfucker. S...

ATLANTA REWARDED WNBA FRANCHISE, NATION LAUGHS Seriously, what is the point of the WNBA? And why are they now bringing the freak show to At...

FORGET JIMMY CLAUSEN, THIS GUY IS THE NEXT BRADY QUINN Just watch this interview on Rivals.com and tell me you can't see the similaritie...

The buffoon on the left needs to go. FIRE DON WADDELL! As some of you know I am a huge Atlanta Thrashers fan, seriously, I am. They are a NH...

JUDD APATOW JOINS FUNNYORDIE.COM, SPORTSCRACK NEXT? The Announcement with Will Ferrell, Adam McKay & Judd Apatow on FunnyOrDie.com If h...

SOUTH FUCKING FLORIDA Here is a little video sent my way by MacG with some South Florida tailgating action from this past Saturday. I knew...

BAND OF HORSES NEW VIDEO I got a chance to go see Band of Horses last night at Park Tavern in Atlanta and I must say they are as good if not...

SPORTSCRACK TOP 10 My head feels like it's going to explode every time I try to put a top 10 together after all these upsets. Can we ha...

IS SOUTH FLORIDA THE #1 TEAM? They have Auburn and West Virginia as their quality wins and are still undefeated. Will somebody please make ...

WAIT A SECOND, MLB PLAYERS DO PERFORMING ENHANCING DRUGS? Call me cynical, but I never would have thought there would be more names surfacin...

Ignore Dawson on the left, you see who that is on the right shotgunning a frosty Miller Lite? It's none other than Justin fucking Timbe...

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICK EM DEADLINE Just a reminder to get your weekly picks in before the 5 pm eastern time deadline for the Sportscrack Coll...