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WOW, THE SHITBAG TALKS AND SMILES This is the first time where I have felt actually sorry for the people of Arkansas. How do you cheer for a...

BOBBY PETRINO IS GARBAGE Bobby the Snake Petrino just dumped the Falcons to take the head coaching job for the Arkansas Razorbacks. Another...

HOCKEY TALK I just realized I haven't talked about hockey all season. Part of the reason is there has been nothing really exciting to ta...

ARTHUR BLANK HOPES VICK DOESN'T EAT TOO MUCH FRIED CHICKEN I was one of the few people last night who actually watched the whole Monday ...

RANDOM JOKE A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standi...

MICHAEL VICK GOING TO PRISON FOR 23 MONTHS The sad conclusion that is Michael Vick's life came to an apex today as he was sentenced to 2...

Word out of St. Louis from Post Dispatch writer Joe Strauss is that the Cardinals are going after Orioles ace Erik Bedard. The catch is tha...

MAYWEATHER VS. HATTON Before the fight took place I thought Ricky Fatton Hatton was going to knock out Mayweather in the 10th round. Well, a...

CFB DEFENSIVE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM My apologies for the delay in revealing the Sportscrack defensive All-American team but the Mexican food dow...

CHRISTIAN NUT JOB KURT WARNER JOINS GANG I always knew Warner was Lucifer's son. How else can one explain going from supermarket bag boy...

GEORGIA TECH HIRES PAUL JOHNSON The Yellow Jackets finally hit one out of the ballpark with this hiring. Johnson is a great coach and has m...

SPORTSCRACK CFB ALL-AMERICAN TEAM This bizarre, ass backwards season has made no sense but hopefully this All-American list does. I went th...

TONY LARUSSA HATES SCOTT ROLEN St. Louis Cardinals thirdbaseman Scott Rolen has been a hot trade topic during the winter meetings and I gues...

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUS TRADE RUMOR Goes to this supposed rumor from a "trusted source who is a New York sportswriter." ...

GEORGIA TECH INTERVIEWING NAVY'S PAUL JOHNSON According to Tony Barnhart of the AJC , Navy head coach Paul Johnson is in Atlanta today i...

NEW SHIRT It has been way overdue but we finally came out with a shirt that basically gives the old FU to the BCS. The BC$ Bowl Corrupt Sys...

TIGERS ACQUIRE MIGUEL CABRERA AND DONTRELLE WILLIS? The deal hasn't been finalized but it is being reported the Detroit Tigers and the F...

CHAMPIONSHIPS AND PORN Our favorite New Yorker, Carl, is back and ready to let you know what he thinks about the Buckeyes, or Suckeyes as he...

BART SCOTT'S COMMENTS Wow, last night was one of the most entertaining Monday Night Football games I have ever watched. I was pulling h...

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES I've been having some technical problems with my DSL modem. By technical I mean the stupid thing is not working ...