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I'm out of here people for tonight..off to go see Tim Hudson try to complete the four game sweep of the New York Mets against Johan Sant...

Video HT: AwfulAnnouncing I got the good fortune this past January to attend the NHL Player's Party during the All-Star game weekend her...

Nothing wrong with Big C.C. busting out a cheek rippler in front of his teammates in the dugout. Maybe this explains why the Indians and Sa...

I'm not even a comic book fan but I really love this new cover of Sports Illustrated. Of course I'm not ready to jump on the bandwa...

Apparently Pujols isn't a Padres fan. In the span of one inning he takes out pitcher Chris Young with a line drive straight to the nose...

The Daily Dump is SportsCrack's review of the day before today while sitting on the porcelain throne, sometimes painful, sometimes oh s...

I'm sitting here in my living room mast...er...um...watching the UEFA Championship between Manchester United and Chelsea and I figured I...

I know most of them are pointless but I just felt the need to post this old sketch from Mr. Show. It's probably not safe for work but w...

Major kudos goes out to PinkMeatCompany.com for unveiling these pictures of Terri B who just happens to be the girlfriend of Houston Astros...

I love it when players and coaches tell it like it is. Jim Leyland, manager of the last place Detroit Tigers even though they were suppose ...

The Daily Dump is SportsCrack's review of the day before today while sitting on the porcelain throne, sometimes painful, sometimes oh s...

Well, it's now official. Matt Ryan is one of the highest paid NFL Quarterbacks in the game now after agreeing to a six year, $72 millio...

The last time I attended Preakness was in 2001 and I can honestly say I don't remember this ritual of running on top of the shitters. M...

Yes, Thank You Cali-for-nia. Now I know Ellen can live happily ever after without losing constant hours of sleep. And it's great to kn...

Okay, maybe calling Jon Lester a cancer boy is a little harsh considering he is fully recovered from lymphoma. But what he did last night a...

I don't consider it a gambling problem till you start blowing random Asians in bathroom stalls. And no, I haven't seen or done anyt...

I just got back from a ten hour flight full of sweaty, B.O. stricken Europeans and fat Americans and am now sitting comfortably naked in fro...

Nick Swardson at his bastardy best. I leave with this video as a goodbye for a while. See, I'm getting married tomorrow at high noon. ...

Okay people, put down the beer or the needle, whatever floats your boat, and be prepared for one of the most shocking things to happen since...