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That a way to use your head out there Martinez... Last I heard Martinez will be okay. The ball hit so hard off his noggin it ricocheted int...

"DAD, What's a double dicker?"...is that the main character from Kids? You know, the one with the messed up New York accent w...

Horrible news out of Anaheim this morning as it was learned that Anaheim Angels rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a hit-and-run acc...

This shitty video footage is from Tuesday at the Masters with Vijay Singh skipping a shot over the water and getting a hole-in-one. Tiger l...

This was in Vancouver last night at Britney's Circus Tour. Apparently she walked off stage at one point in the show because she smelled...

If Koji Uehara hits T-Bag Teixeira in the neck he will instantly become a cult hero in Baltimore. By next week they will have a bronze stat...

Time to call up Tommy Hanson. The Braves bullpen simply can't throw strikes. They walked in four guys in one inning while also hitting...

Jessica Biel would like to get something off her chest. Everything in fact. The scene is from her new movie called Powder Blue where she p...

Only 2 games into the season and there are already riots among Phillies fan over their play. Come on guys, there are still 160 games left t...

Yeah, I know it's only two games into the season but you have to admit the Atlanta Braves look really good so far. Their starting pitch...

With baseball season underway we figured it was a good time to reveal our brand new RELIEF PITCHER shirt . At the cheap price of $15 you to...

It seems like everything is right in the world when you see Ken Griffey Jr. swing effortlessly in a Seattle Mariners uniform and take one de...

Baseball's best pitcher put on a performance yesterday before even taking the mound. Johan Santana put on an eclectic mix of hand shake...

North Carolina proved to the nation last night that they were the best team in basketball this year by completely destroying Michigan State ...

This is probably a completely bias opinion but I don't see how the Michigan State Spartans are going to hang with North Carolina tonight...

Mark Teixeira, affectionately known as dickhead fuckwad, from my hometown of Severna Park, MD spoke with reporters today before taking the f...

"Cruisin' down the street in my '64".

of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh Shirt... Has there ever been a better title for a movie than this one? Schindler's Fist perhaps?

It's called "You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In!"...and it's a work of miracles and dreams come true...

"They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!"