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How did it take this long to get antiperspirant for your manbags? We got people to the fucking moon 40 years ago but we are just now coming...

JLH has been playing the sweet, innocent girl for too long. It's time for her to grow up. It looks like she has finally grasped what i...

Buy one or two right now. It will make you feel better. Trust me. Chances of you getting laid are greatly improved while sporting the AFR...

Which really means I don't want to talk about it because honestly it hurts too much. She also doesn't want to hear from all the Cha...

Fast forward to the :37 second mark. His sentiments were how I felt watching the Notre Dame-Navy game this weekend. "What a bum!...

Kick Return Fail - watch more funny videos I will let you know Pete Rose never did something this malicious against his teams while he was ...

What is it with the Falcons and Virginia Tech head cases? DeAngelo Hall might be as dumb as Michael Vick. Shut your mouth and play the game...

This is a recent photograph of former MLB slugger/roid user Sammy Sosa and his new look: white. He has become the new King of Pop.

2 home losses to Navy the last 3 years will get you canned. I have officially ran out of excuses for Charlie Weis. I've always been a ...

The League on FX - Exclusive Clip - The Birthday Song - The most popular videos are here I watched the series premiere last night of ...

Our newest Sportscrack t-shirt is called "27 Titles Return To Glory" with the "Putting the Nasty Back in Dynasty" on the...

Audrina Patridge is on the show. At least I think she is. Honestly I have no fucking clue. I stopped watching MTV when "Beavis and B...

Holy Taco went to the Bahamas and boarded the Bud Light Party Cruise with one goal: to pick up girls with lines from the movie "Top Gu...

The long suffering is over for you Yankees fans out there. Now you can know that when A-Roid makes out with himself in front of the mirror...

Her name is Jennifer Cooper Utley and she met Chase at UCLA where they were both attending. Let's just say Chase aka The Greaser hit a...

"Smells like vagina in here! Smells like fresh vagina in here." Sounds like something Pete Carroll would say to his team before ...

This is actually a brilliant commercial for Reebok on so many levels. The first level is appealing to men of course. We like to look at as...

Daddy likey? The New York Post wins the prize for most original cover for this Pedro Martinez as a baby photoshop. I didn't have rooti...

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1. FLORIDA GATORS-These eye gouging assholes stay at #1 till somebody comes up and beats their ass. It hasn't happened since September...