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I know what you are going to say before you even say it. "Holy shit, he did it again!" That's right folks. We again designe...

I hope all of you degenerates have a very safe and disease free weekend. It's going to be hot as fuck so be sure to drink plenty of bee...

If you have been wondering why haven't written much about the Orioles this season it is because they suck so bad it's not even worth...

Honestly I don't know how many of those pitches I could hit either. And I play baseball. Poorly I may add. Notre Dame WR Michael Floy...

Am I the only one who caught SEC Commissioner, Mike Slive's comments (seemingly) regarding Lame Kiffin? Check out ESPN's Chris Low a...

I don't blame her. I started getting a little dizzy and nauseous just listening to this guy explain love. This guy has obviously seem ...

Granted I will have less hair and won't look like Will Ferrell in Zoolander. But the enthusiasm is contagious. Love the tongue action ...

The NCAA infraction committee is treating the SEC Media Days like they are Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. They are sick and tired of putting ...

Pimps ain't going to put up with no foosball coach bull shit. Now make me some pancakes bitch! Image via EDSBS

Seriously why the fuck do people do this? The point of a water slide is to land in water right? Last time I went I'm pretty positive t...

The defending National Champions learned today that one of their star lineman has been ruled ineligible for the 2010 season due to a party h...

In yet another chapter in "The Curious Case of Prep LB Chris Martin" saga comes today's news that he has again decided to tran...

You have to give Chipper all of the props in the world. He's been amazing for the Bravos and for baseball in general. One of the last pl...

From the USAToday comes the memo from USC president-elect Max Nikias to the "USC Trojan Family" in regards to Reggie Bush's H...

No wonder USC has dominated Notre Dame for the past decade. The whole time they had a fucking Trojan lackey in the booth covering the Fight...

Helmets and pads work great until you have a 250 pound bear of a reporter barreling down on you in the half pipe. I feel for the kid. It...

I owe a huge apology to anyone I have ever bragged about Yunel Escobar to and everyone I have tried to defend Escobar's skills as a play...

Former Florida Gator not only embarrassed himself on draft day by making out with his twin brother on national television but was already ta...

If this was on that horrible show on FOX then just maybe...big maybe...I would watch it. I hate musicals but I like funny. Pretty simple.

Just get here already. Now!