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Happy belated birthday goes out to Dave who is a loyal SportsCrack contributor. He's got a serious crush on Kate Upton so I figured why...

You can help the elderly by watching game 3 tonight. Wait a god damn second! They don't play game 3 in boston till Saturday night? Wh...

I'm fucking rock hard after watching Texas Longhorns baseball coach Augie Garrido go ape shit on the umpires and his team. I know ESPN ...

I could watch this all day. Fucking South Park just knocking one out of the park again. Tango is down, tango is down.

With the additions of Utah and Colorado the newly formed Pac-12 Conference just landed the richest contract in television with a 12-year dea...

Kudos to the President. He has a sense of humor. A wicked one. He knows how to talk like an intelligent human being unlike that SportsCra...

Listen I'm not the biggest Heyward fan in the world for obvious reasons but this SportsCenter commercial made me laugh out loud. The St...

Talk about an all-time classic shot to the nuts via billboard . The Michigan/Ohio State rivalry just heated up a little bit more with this ...

The Navy Seals ended almost 10 years of hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden. Fuck Yeah! It's a great day for freedom. Now let's go...

1. Cam Newton (Carolina Panthers)-You gotta hand it to the Panthers. They went against logic and drafted the next Jamarcus Russell. He ma...

Why no free health care jokes? What about their beady eyes? Come on Bahston. You can do better.

“Some people say Kenny Powers is a woman-hater. That's not true; I love women - every f**kin' one of 'em. Even the ugly-as-sh*t ...

San Antonio Spurs reserve Gary Neal came up huge last night with the game and the series on the line with this huge 3 pointer to tie the gam...

Tuscaloosa Tornado (4/26/2011) While we were bunkered out in our neighbor's basement yesterday the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa,...

I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. The girl in handcuffs wanted her Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity with scrambled eggs an...

Just off a bone crushing knockout to improve his record to 4-0 in the professional ranks of boxing the last thing I expected to hear with fo...

First year head coach Will Muschamp made his first extremely difficult decision today when he announced star cornerback Janoris Jenkins will...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It can cause the stimulation of the central nervous system to which affects the brain's processing of dop...

If you watched the Spring Game you saw the unveiling of "The Beast" as he completely dominated the line of scrimmage. The true fr...

Even the fans can't win in Wrigleyville. You might as well just stamp 1908 on that girl's head. Video via TheBigLead