High School Football Play of the Year

In some dark alley Tyrone Prothro is shaking his head while sobbing into his old torn up Bama jersey "I could have been All-American!"

UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer Has Talent

Brittney Palmer is an UFC Octagon Girl which means she "entertains" the crowd between rounds of guys fighting each other in skin tight shorts which isn't gay at all by the way.  Essentially she holds a sign up saying what round it is.  That takes talent people.  And as you can see she has plenty of it.

Via TheBigLead

Louis Nix Doesn't Appreciate The Fat Comments

Louis Nix is a 340 lb starting nose guard for the undefeated Notre Dame Fighting Irish and has a personality and sense of humor almost as big as his bear claws for hands.  But don't call him "fat."

"One guy at Oklahoma called me fat and he was fat himself," Nix said.
"I didn't like that. In my mind we should stick together. We're both big guys, and you want to call me fat? I didn't like that." 

How can one argue with the self appointed "Irish Chocolate?"  There is no reason to call someone fat especially if you are in fact a chub.  It would be like myself calling someone out as pasty white or having a pencil dick.  Oh wait never mind.

Paulina Gretzky Isn't Obama's Biggest Fan Apparently

This is my fear of being a father to a daughter. The Great One already has to deal with the constant headache of his daughter Paulina twittering around with next to nothing on. Now Wayne will have to deal with the questions of Paulina giving the good old one fingered salute to an Obama puppet. And of course Paulina has to wear one of the skimpiest dresses ever made while doing it. A sex tape is surely in the cards. Gotta feel for the Great One. Pictures via TheBigLead

The Colorado Football Team Seemed Excited With The Election Results

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Happy Election Day!

Just remember everybody....your vote in the grand scheme of things doesn't mean shit.  But yeah have a good voting day!

Everett Golson Delivered In The Clutch

Down 20-6 in the fourth quarter to an unranked Pitt team, Notre Dame freshman QB Everett Golson pulled the improbable and led the Fighting Irish to a 29-26 triple overtime victory to keep ND undefeated.

With the close win ND dropped to 4th in the BCS standings with Oregon moving up to 3rd after a win at USC.  #1 remains the same with Alabama pulling off another improbable win on the road at Death Valley with a last minute win after some questionable calls by LSU head coach Les Miles.  KState remains at #2 with another decisive victory over Okie State.  The game did have some consequences though with Heisman frontrunner Collin Klein going down with a concussion.  Will he play this week vs TCU?  That remains to be seen.

With only a month left to go we have 4 undefeated major power teams who could all make an argument for being in the BCS Title game.  Two would be left out and would likely play each other in the Rose Bowl.  If that is the case we might be looking at our first split National Title since 2003.

Battling Leukemia Colt's Coach Chuck Pagano Gives An Inspiring Speech

How can you not roof for the Colts after seeing Indianapolis head coach Chuck Pagano give this inspiring speech to his players after a hard fought victory over the Miami Dolphins while still battling leukemia?  We here at SportsCrack have nothing but respect to Pagano and we hope he finds a way to beat the deadly disease.  Today we should all be ChuckStrong!

Johnny Manziel For Halloween

Take that Tim Tebow and Collin Klein!

Now this is how you divide and conquer college if you are the star QB.  Texas A& M QB Johnny Manziel aka Johnny Football went as Scooby Doo for Halloween and as you can tell by the pictures did some major bone digging.  Manziel is just a freshman on the field but after looking at pic #2 he's already a senior at the tight end position....just dead eye balling that blonde.

Pictures via OutkickTheCoverage

This Collin Klein Story Might Cost Him The Heisman

From CBSSports...

Klein's faith is out front, along with his chin that has led the way during 492 career runs. In a Kansas State-produced story that appeared in a game program, Klein said he was told by the Lord he would marry K-State women's basketball player Shalin Spani. The daughter of former KSU football great Gary Spani said she heard "a voice in my head" independently that told her she would marry Klein.

They became engaged before they formally had a first date. That first kiss came on the altar July 21, fulfilling a promise Klein made to himself at age 14. His first kiss would not come until then.

"Yes," Spani was quoted saying about their courtship, "it's unusual."

It's gotta be hard to vote for a guy who gets engaged to a girl before even delivering a first kiss right?  I don't even understand it.  KState QB Collin Klein should be running mad game all around Manhattan while spraying his purple rain on coeds yet here he is fucking married.  Stupid.  What a waste of talent.  I'm not a very religious person but I'm pretty sure God gave you the bat and two balls so you could fucking use it and not hide in your locker while you heard "voices" in your head telling you to marry this person.  That's not the Lord buddy.  It's called your nuts.  I'm not saying he should go all Travis Henry and start impregnating all of North America but you should at least be able to enjoy your success.  God didn't give you a #1 Heisman leader campaign to piss it away by being a pussy.  But hey, to each their own Tebow Jr.  I guess his teammates get to enjoy themselves with all the lonely leftovers because Klein is too scared to kiss a girl in fear of God throwing down a thunderbolt on his pansy ass.

I can't vote for Klein anymore for the Heisman.  Football is a man sport.  Act like one kid.

Granted I don't have a vote but whatever.  Grow some balls.

This Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love Uncle Drew Video is Awesome

I love this shit.  It doesn't get any funnier than Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love dressing up as old people and fooling a bunch of paid actors and extras who are conveniently drinking Pepsi Max in pickup basketball.  Priceless and brilliant.

Notre Dame...It's Alive!!!

The haters will still hate but you can't deny Notre Dame is one of the top 5 teams in the country.  Are they back?  That remains to be seen.  But the program is definitely "alive" and well with Brian Kelly plugging in all the lights to a team that had been dark for way too long.

Tim Tebow Has a New Beard...I mean "Girlfriend" named Camilla Belle

Tim Tebow is a very successful, good looking backup quarterback virgin who has had thousands of girls throw themselves at him but none have been successful according to Tebow himself.  Now apparently he is dating an actress named Camilla Belle who has been previously linked to a tennis player and one of the Jonas brothers.  I'm sorry but I'm not buying it.  This Belle girl is a classic beard for Tebow.  Just come out of that cavern of a closet you hide in with excuses like Christianity and saving yourself for the right girl Tebow.  You would inspire millions.  Stop hiding.  We can all see it now.

By the way I'm talking for every straight and probably gay guy in the world here.  Tebow is human.  If he likes females like the rest of the straight population he would be knee deep in vagina already.  It's in our DNA.  We can't control it.  Now if he is gay then clearly he is scared to reveal it to his teammates and fans and has this Camilla girl as his "beard" to hide his gayness.

Either way nobody cares.

Eli Manning is Enamored With The Subway Flooding

Look at the concern on Eli Manning's face.  Poor rich athlete will never get to use the subway again.  If you thought New York smelled bad before I can't imagine the stench coming from all those dead hookers coming from Alex Rodriguez underground lair.

Via EliManningLookingAtThings

David Stern's is Worried About The Victims of Hurricane Katrina

Well played David Stern.  Well played.  After this he retired to his private suite where he kicked puppies and kittens and lit up his stogie with burning Franklins.

Via TheBigLead

Drunk Guy Gets Demolished On High School Football Field

Excellent form by the Dad on the take down.  He even caused the fumble.  He must have watched Jarvis Jones highlights vs Florida.

Via BarstoolSports

Congrats to the San Francisco Giants

Seriously how do you take a third strike right down the middle to end the game?  Come on Miggy.  I thought you were the greatest player ever to win the Triple Crown?  Sick pitch by Sergio Romo to give the SF Giants their 2nd World Series title in 3 years.  M-V-Panda took home the hardware after his 3 bombs in Game 1.  I thought the Giants would win in 5 games but clearly I was wrong.  The Tigers just couldn't hit their pitching and the Giants finished off the sweep rather easily.  To be honest I didn't watch more than 20 minutes of the World Series.  I love playing baseball but once my Orioles and Braves are out of it I just can't make myself watch it.

Anyways congrats to the Giants.  They deserved it.  And as long as the Yankees don't win a nation can rejoice.

Great Prediction Lee Corso

I gotta admit I was kind of hoping Lee Corso would point the gun at Desmond Howard.  Just kidding.  Not really.  Yep, the media was right.  Notre Dame didn't have a shot at going into Norman and beating the almighty Oklahoma Sooners.  It made perfect sense too when Notre Dame entered the game undefeated with an all-time record of 8-1 vs the Sooners.  Nobody could have predicted Notre Dame would come in and dominate Oklahoma 30-13 right?  Oh wait.  Yeah we did.  So what's going to be the excuse now for all the ND haters out there?  Oklahoma is overrated?  Notre Dame hasn't played anybody good?  Just keep on doubting the Irish.  It just makes you look smarter.

Gronk With The Best Spike of the Year

I can't stop laughing at this hilarious Gronk spike.  I know the guy is a total meathead but his little "nutcracker dude" dance is priceless.  London had no idea what was coming.  Just a total suck this England move by Gronk.