Chipper Jones Still Rounding The Bases During Retirement With Playboy Playmate

Future Hall of Famer and recently divorced Chipper Jones is still hitting it out of the ballpark despite hitting retirement.  This time he has latched himself onto a Playboy bunny who goes by the name of Taylor Higgins.  Chipper loves his blondes.  I kind of figured it would be tough for ole Chipper to find a decent chick.  Multimillionaire ex-ballplayers have it rough and all.  By the way even though Chipper has a shitload of money he still can't afford to see a tailor I see.  Come on Chipper.  Tighten up the suit.

Via TheBigLead

If you want to see more of Higgins aka Lexi Ray here is a NSFW video.

Manti Te'o Song

That does it for me.  Manti Te'o has my Heisman vote.  Granted I don't have a vote and the Heisman Trust people object to me even mentioning their award.  But fuck them.  Te'o for Heisman!

"First down...second down...third down...PUNT!"


Via Dave

The One Thing Good Thing About the Jacksonville Jaguars: Their Cheerleaders

Yes the Jaguars are good at something and it has nothing to do within the football lines.  Just outside of them you can see the true talent of Jacksonville shine.

Via TheBigLead

Northern Illinois Football Players React To Orange Bowl Berth

Do I agree that Northern Illinois should be in a BCS Bowl over teams like Oklahoma, Georgia, Clemson, South Carolina, and LSU? No. Those teams are clearly better than Northern Illinois. But I don't want to hear those teams fans bitch about going to a lesser bowl because at the end of the day you have nobody to blame but yourselves. If you win your conference or only lose one game all season then you make it. You didn't. So don't be mad at Northern Illinois. Be mad at your team for not finishing their business.

 By the way this is yet another reason why I love college football. The reaction by Northern Illinois is straight joy. Gotta love the passion.

 Video via TheBigLead

CATHOLICS VS COUSINS T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE

NOW AVAILABLE IS THIS ORIGINAL SPORTSCRACK.COM T-SHIRT CALLED CATHOLICS VS COUSINS.  WE ARE TAKING PRE ORDERS NOW!  SHIPPING STARTS LATER THIS WEEK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR SHIRT WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!

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— Jimmy Clausen (@JimmyClausen) December 3, 2012

Notre Dame Beat The Odds

12-0.  #1 in the nation in both graduation rates and on the football field.  Notre Dame is the pinnacle of everything that is right with college football.  An elite academic institution that has proven you can win on and off the field by playing the right way and not cutting corners.

Go Irish!

Bill O'Brien Calls His Penn State Players A "Bunch of Fuckers"

Stay classy State Penn.

Via Dave

"WE'RE GOING TO SOUTH BEACH!"

Limited Edition Shamrock Series Chicago Notre Dame 24K Gold Authentic Helmets For Sale

We got a limited edition of these Shamrock Series Chicago Notre Dame Game Model 24K Gold Helmets from Schutt for pre order.  These are authentic helmets but were never worn by the players at Soldier Field vs Miami.  Designed by Troy Lee Studios they take over 80 hours to create each helmet.

Overnight shipping starts December 19th and will arrive before Christmas.

Drunk Guy Wearing A Johnny Football Shirt Gets in Fisticuffs at New Orleans Airport

I would fight this drunk too.  Did you see that pathetic excuse for a Johnny Football shirt?  Good lord have some decency.  You are embarrassing yourself with that garbage t-shirt.  You are lucky you didn't  get tasered to death for having an awful sense of fashion.  Next time get the original and the best...

Video via Deadspin

Alabama Fan Flips Out During Lost To Texas A&M While Playing Call of Duty

Hahahaha.  I can almost taste his tears.  Just a complete meltdown while playing Call of Duty.  You know this Bama fan is still quivering inside his Mom's basement while pulling his hair out and muttering "Johnny Football."  The Aggies, a middle of the road Big 12 team the past 15 years, just wanted to thank Bama for their warm welcome to the mighty SEC Conference.  Manziel sends his love for the gracious hospitality.

Via BigLead via Good Bull Hunting

Big Handsome Basketball Shirt

We are taking pre orders now on the brand new SportsCrack.com original BIG HANDSOME t-shirt.  Big thanks go out to Jason for the idea.  We have Youth and Adult sizes available and shipping will start later this week!

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High School Football Play of the Year

In some dark alley Tyrone Prothro is shaking his head while sobbing into his old torn up Bama jersey "I could have been All-American!"

UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer Has Talent

Brittney Palmer is an UFC Octagon Girl which means she "entertains" the crowd between rounds of guys fighting each other in skin tight shorts which isn't gay at all by the way.  Essentially she holds a sign up saying what round it is.  That takes talent people.  And as you can see she has plenty of it.

Via TheBigLead

Louis Nix Doesn't Appreciate The Fat Comments

Louis Nix is a 340 lb starting nose guard for the undefeated Notre Dame Fighting Irish and has a personality and sense of humor almost as big as his bear claws for hands.  But don't call him "fat."

"One guy at Oklahoma called me fat and he was fat himself," Nix said.
"I didn't like that. In my mind we should stick together. We're both big guys, and you want to call me fat? I didn't like that." 

How can one argue with the self appointed "Irish Chocolate?"  There is no reason to call someone fat especially if you are in fact a chub.  It would be like myself calling someone out as pasty white or having a pencil dick.  Oh wait never mind.

Paulina Gretzky Isn't Obama's Biggest Fan Apparently

This is my fear of being a father to a daughter. The Great One already has to deal with the constant headache of his daughter Paulina twittering around with next to nothing on. Now Wayne will have to deal with the questions of Paulina giving the good old one fingered salute to an Obama puppet. And of course Paulina has to wear one of the skimpiest dresses ever made while doing it. A sex tape is surely in the cards. Gotta feel for the Great One. Pictures via TheBigLead

The Colorado Football Team Seemed Excited With The Election Results

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Happy Election Day!

Just remember everybody....your vote in the grand scheme of things doesn't mean shit.  But yeah have a good voting day!

Everett Golson Delivered In The Clutch

Down 20-6 in the fourth quarter to an unranked Pitt team, Notre Dame freshman QB Everett Golson pulled the improbable and led the Fighting Irish to a 29-26 triple overtime victory to keep ND undefeated.

With the close win ND dropped to 4th in the BCS standings with Oregon moving up to 3rd after a win at USC.  #1 remains the same with Alabama pulling off another improbable win on the road at Death Valley with a last minute win after some questionable calls by LSU head coach Les Miles.  KState remains at #2 with another decisive victory over Okie State.  The game did have some consequences though with Heisman frontrunner Collin Klein going down with a concussion.  Will he play this week vs TCU?  That remains to be seen.

With only a month left to go we have 4 undefeated major power teams who could all make an argument for being in the BCS Title game.  Two would be left out and would likely play each other in the Rose Bowl.  If that is the case we might be looking at our first split National Title since 2003.