Matt Harvey Asks Clueless New Yorkers About Matt Harvey

Granted New York Mets fans aren't the brightest bunch but I can almost guarantee this would happen in every other baseball city. Hell I didn't even recognize All-Star starter Matt Harvey without the hat and I follow baseball religiously. Just like I'm sure a lot of Cardinals fans wouldn't recognize Adam Wainwright or Braves fans with Kris Medlen. Most Yankees fans would think C.C. Sabathia is the guy who does the weather on NBC's morning show rather than pitch for the pinstripes. But this Jimmy Fallon skit is funny because it shows how clueless we can be even if the guy asking us about Matt Harvey is in fact him. Come to think of it the Mets still play baseball?

Via TheBigLead

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Carly Rae Jespen Threw Out The Worst First Pitch of All-Time

Unless we can find some retard who throws it backwards singer Carly Rae Jespen has the worst first pitch ever. My two-year-old is more accurate. Seriously. Michael J. Fox was seen visibly shaking in the Rays crowd no doubt from laughing so hard. Am I right?

The Pouncey Brothers Show Their Support For Aaron Hernandez With Free Hernandez Hats

Well if the police were looking for two mystery accomplices to murder I think we found them. Gators going to gator. Snitches get stitches. Now we know why Urban Meyer high tailed it out of Gainesville.

From the NY Daily News...

The Pounceys have been linked to Hernandez’s off-field activities as police continue to probe Hernandez’s past for clues relating to current murder charges he faces. In 2007, the Gainesville (Fla.) Police Department mentioned the Pounceys in a report after investigating a double shooting. Police wanted to speak with Hernandez about the shooting but he invoked his right to have an attorney present. No charges were ever filed. Hernandez, ex-Jags safety Reggie Nelson, and Mike and Maurkice Pouncey had been in a Gainesville nightclub on the night of the shooting. Hernandez was 17 at the time.

I know what you were thinking. It's probably just a big coincidence. Double shootings happen all the time. Just like one of Hernandez's boys winding up dead near his house. I can't tell you how many double shootings and murders just pop up around me. It's obviously not a me problem. It's a society problem. Yeah let's go with that thinking.

New Hey Urban Liar Snitches Get Stitches Shirt

From Gainesville to Ann Arbor to South Bend and beyond many in the college football world are yelling at Urban Meyer: "HEY URBAN LIAR, SNITCHES GET STITCHES!"

Now you can get the shirt that will be the hit at any tailgate, party, wedding, Sunday school, prison, etc. This is the people's shirt. Comes in both navy and royal. Pick your poison and feel free to snitch about it to everybody you know.

And before you even ask yes Aaron Hernandez has already bought a murderer's dozen for all his new buddies.

This is a Shirt we can back: Hugs For Votes #VoteFreddie

Atlanta Braves designated hugger/first baseman Freddie Freeman is in a competitive All-Star vote war with rookie sensation Yasiel Puig for the final spot. Of course everybody on ESPN has been shilling for Puig to make the All-Star team so some of Freeman's teammates thought it was time to show their support for their favorite hugger on the team. The t-shirt is a subtle hint that Freeman not only delivers the best hugs but he also delivers when runners are in scoring position and he deserves your vote. So do your part and #VoteFreddie today. ESPN even has the PTI guys doing their dirty work. This is openly campaigning for Puig to make the All-Star team despite only playing a little over one month of the season.

Carlos Gomez With The Game Saving Over-The-Fence Catch To Rob Joey Votto

With two outs in the ninth and the tying run at 3rd base Joey Votto stepped to the plate. Votto delivered a crushing blow to straight away center in what appeared to be the game-winner. But Brewer's centerfielder Carlos Gomez had other plans. With a steady pace to the outfield track and a snug lean into the fence Gomez hopped like he was on a small trampoline and took away Votto's majestic shot. No guts. No glory. Brewers win.

Manny Machado Has A Decent Arm

Manny Machado just turned 21 on Saturday. He's on pace to beat Earl Webb's record 67 doubles in a season. But the highlight of his season might be this incredibly strong throw across the diamond. Not bad kid. Not bad at all.

Everett Golson Talks About His Future At Notre Dame

Well this makes me feel a little better. Not much. Get your shit together Golson. Too much is on the line to get kicked out of school when greatness is on the cusp of reality.

Happy Birthday America!

On this July 4th don't ever forget what America was founded on. The 3 B's. Boobs, Beer, and Baseball. Get all of it today. America. Fuck Yeah.

You Think Homer Bailey Gives A Fuck About His Second No-Hitter?

Spoken like a true professional. Homer Bailey, covered in shaving cream pie after pitching his second no-hitter of his career, could give a fuck about his measly walk in the 7th inning. You got to love the honesty.

Notre Dame Authentic Game Model Footballs For Sale $99

We only got 24 left of the Notre Dame Authentic Game Model Footballs with the iconic leprechaun on them for $99. That's $50 off what the ND Bookstore is selling them.

EDIT: Make that 22 left. Order your official #NDFB today!

Kate Upton Topless On A Horse Will Break The Internet

TMZ.com has the earth shattering video.  We all win with this one.

Tony Soprano is Dead...RIP James Gandolfini

Tough news here for the SportsCrack family.  The Sopranos was our favorite show back in college.   Every Sunday night was must watch TV on HBO with James Gandolfini playing the iconic Tony Soprano.  Gandolfini was only 51 years old when he passed yesterday in Italy.  RIP big man.  You will be missed.

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Today only you can get the world famous TAILGATE LIKE A CHAMPION t-shirt for only $5.  For less than a meal you can get a shirt that makes you the life of any tailgate or party.  Raise your hand if you need a beer...might as well get this guy two!

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El Oso Blanco Breaks Bat Over His Back

The Redwood Forest wouldn't have a chance if El Oso Blanco resided in it much less a flimsy Louisville Slugger over his back.  Evan Gattis is a tough hombre.  All day strong.

NBA Players Read Mean Tweets On Jimmy Kimmel

The truth can hurt sometimes.  It can also set you free.  These mean tweets nearly made me pee.

Viva Puig...Puig Knows Shirt

In the immortalized words of Vin Scully: "VIVA PUIG!"  The Cuban sensation has taken over the baseball world in his first 4 career games.  Los Angeles can't get enough of Viva Puig so we figured a shirt was due.  The 5-tool athlete can hit the ball out of the park in all directions, gun out base runners from the warning track, and his all-around hustle has revived a team.

He's the new Bo Jackson.  Puig Knows.

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The Legend of El Oso Blanco

Courtesy of 680 The Fan's Rob Jenner comes this classic clip called "The Legend of El Oso Blanco."  Evan Gattis has already become the man, the myth, and the legend with his 10 homers, beard, rawdogging it with no batting gloves approach to hitting and the way his teammates love him.  The White Bear needed a great tribute and now he has one thanks to Jenner.  Well done sir.  Well done.

PS-I love the little dig they did on Yunel Escobar.  Whatever happened to that frosted tip d bag?