Monday, December 16, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
This Makes Perfect Sense: AJ McHandoff Honorable Mention ALL-SEC but Heisman Finalist
I am fully aware Bama QB AJ McCarron has no chance of winning the Heisman Trophy. It's going to be Jameis Winston's in a landslide. But what I don't understand is how McHandoff got an invite to New York City. AJ didn't even earn 2nd team ALL-SEC honors. That went to Georgia QB Aaron Murray. 1st team of course went to Johnny Manziel. But yet McCarron gets an all expense trip to the Big Apple. WTF?
Notable guys who were more deserving: Fresno State QB Derek Carr, Oregon's Marcus Mariota and Baylor's Bryce Petty.
Danica Patrick Seems Like a Wonderful Person To Be Around Who Can Take a Joke
Come on Danica Patrick. Lighten up. It's a fucking joke. It's not like comedian Jay Mohr was making fun of one of your dead relatives. He was making fun of your shitty driving. And we all know women can't drive. That's a fact. Look it up. So smile and go make me some pancakes. Daddy is hungry.
P.S- Danica's boy toy is absolutely terrified of her. You can see it in his eyes. He's so afraid to crack a smile because he knows it will cost him in ways we can only imagine.
Friday, December 06, 2013
Teddy Bridgewater With The Play of the Day
This is one hell of a play by Louisville quarterback Teddy Bridgewater here last night vs Cincinnati. Does this play help cement Bridgewater's status as the #1 pick in the draft? The consensus among draft experts is Bridgewater will be the first quarterback taken. The Houston Texans lost their 10th straight last night and now sit in the driver's seat for the #1 overall pick. The Texans have long been infatuated with Aggies QB Johnny Manziel but before the season started they had no idea they were going to have the 1st pick. Would you take Manziel #1 overall or would you bank your franchise future on Bridgewater?
Personally I would go Manziel. I know he's a wild card off the field but eventually he has to grow up. His upside is huge and with the exception of Jameis Winston I can't think of a better college QB to build my franchise around. Plus his marketability would be huge in Houston where he is already a known commodity and he would definitely sell tickets and jerseys. I'm not as impressed with Bridgewater's overall play this season. Bridgewater, Jadeveon Clowney, and Stephon Tuitt all took step backs in their junior seasons in my opinion. I thought all 3 of those players would dominate the college game but for the most part they have not lived up to the hype. All 3 could and should be NFL stars if they stay healthy but their not locks like I thought they were before the season to be franchise difference players.
But the real question remains: Fantasy Football Who are you taking? Johnny Football or Teddy Ballgame?
Thursday, December 05, 2013
This Iron Bowl 2013 Fake Radio Call Nails It
This radio call is about as real as AJ McCarron's relationship with that horse face who slaps on makeup that Brent Musberger is so infatuated with. But the good thing about games like this are no matter how dramatic and entertaining they are it isn't life and death. It's just a game between college boys in pads and helmets. So don't take it so serious Bama fans. It's not like another Bama fan would kill you for laughing it off. Shit. Never mind. I guess she was a "die hard" fan.
Tuesday, December 03, 2013
Monday, December 02, 2013
USC Agrees To Contract With Steve Sarkasian
As a Notre Dame fan it was with much delight to hear USC has come to an agreement with PAC-12 retread Steve Sarkasian to be their new head coach. Sarkasian had a 34-29 head coaching record at Washington where he took over a program that was in the shitter left by another PAC-12 retread in Tyrone Willingham. Granted I have no idea if Sarkasian is a great hire or if he will eventually lead the Trojans back to BCS Bowl games but I'm sure as shit happy they didn't get a Chris Peterson, a James Franklin, a Kevin Sumlin, etc. The only other hire that would have been worse is bringing back Ed Orgeron.
Congratulations USC. You have hired more mediocrity. Average on!
Sunday, December 01, 2013
Auburn and Alabama Fan Reactions To The 2013 Iron Bowl Kick Return
I could watch these all day. The 2013 Iron Bowl was by far the most insane finish I have ever watched live. I'm not even a fan of either team but I was jumping up and down when Auburn's Chris Davis returned the missed field goal 108 yards for the game winning score as time expired. Insane. Auburn is definitely destiny's child this college football season.
Friday, November 29, 2013
Taiwanese Animators Do A Perfect 2013 Iron Bowl Preview
I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at the Auburn fans and AJ McCarron pissing on the tree. Too fucking funny.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
NEW NCAA WILSON GAME DAY OFFICIAL FOOTBALLS ARE IN STOCK!
Check out all the new official Wilson Leather NCAA Game Day football we have in stock. These are the exact same footballs that your favorite program plays with on Saturdays in the fall. These footballs are extremely hard to get and are limited edition and also made entirely in the USA.
Monday, November 25, 2013
Florida Gators are doing great
This picture sums up your 2013 Florida Gators football team...
On Saturday the shit hit the fan again as the once mighty Florida Gators lost at home to Georgia Southern. A Georgia Southern team which already had 4 losses and only attempted 3 passes the whole game while completing none. And they still lost. How Will Muschamp still has a job right now is beyond me? Muschamp is worse than Lane Kiffin. Not as a human being but as a coach. There is no good reason why Florida should be 4-7 with a blowout loss coming this weekend against rival Florida State. Don't give me the injury excuse. You should still be able to beat a FCS team which has 30 less scholarship players on their roster at the Swamp. Athletic director Jeremy Foley is standing by Muschamp which is not admirable in this situation. It's going to cost him his job too. And while I agree college football is cyclical you don't stick with a coach who has no idea how to be a great head coach when you are at a program like Florida.
Cut the fat Florida. Or you will continue to block your own guys while losing to programs like Georgia Southern.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
College Football Gambling Locks
Bet your mortgage, kid's college tuition, wife's car, and your soul on these games today. These are stone cold fucking locks. Don't question it. Just do it.
Duke -7.5 vs Wake Forest - The line opened up at -5 for Duke and has continued to move up dramatically. Duke is for real. Even coming off an emotional win over Miami the Dukies are looking to lock up an ACC Championship berth. Wake Forest on the other hand is horrible. They have been outscored 72-3 in their least 2 outings. Duke wins big!
Prediction: Duke 40 Wake 10
Missouri -2.5 vs Ole Miss - Doesn't matter who is behind center for the Tigers, James Franklin or Maty Mauk. They will put at least 40 points on the Ole Miss defense. With a SEC East Championship on the line Mizzou will leave no prisoners and blow out an overrated Rebels squad.
Prediction: Mizzou 49 Ole Miss 28
Baylor -9.5 vs Okie State - Baylor is the real deal folks. Bryce Petty and the high powered Baylor offense average over 60 points a game! The Cowboys come in hot and at Stillwater with GameDay there should play a spirited game. But Baylor is just too much for them to handle.
Prediction: Baylor 58 Oklahoma State 24
Wisconsin -15 vs Minnesota - The Badgers are going to run all over the Gophers. Don't be worried about the huge spread. Wisconsin is coming off a 51-3 pasting of Indiana last week. The Hoosiers in my mind are on a level playing field as the Gophers so I expect another blowout.
Prediction: Wisconsin 49 Minnesota 17
Iowa -6.5 vs Michigan - Iowa had a bye week to prepare for a Wolverines team struggling big time. With Ohio State looming next week I expect the Wolverines to sleep walk through this game.
Prediction: Iowa 28 Michigan 10
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Not Looking Good For Jameis Winston and FSU
This full statement from the alleged rape victim does not look good for the accused Jameis Winston and the Tallahassee Police Department. As for the timing of all this, well, we know one guy who doesn't mind...
Sports Illustrated Puts AJ McCarron On The Cover and Asks If He is One of the Best Ever?
Bravo to Sports Illustrated for stirring the pot with this AJ McCarron cover. "King Crimson" as SI prefers to call McCarron which I have never heard of or thought of asks a simple question: "Is it time to think about AJ as one of the best ever?"
Simple answer: NO. Hell no.
With the exception of the LSU game last year in which he led a spirited 4th quarter comeback and one could argue he was horrible for the first three quarters but managed to get the ball into TJ Yeldon's hands at the right time "King Crimson" has never had to put a team on his back. Never once.
What makes McCarron so good is not his arm, his legs, or even his decision making. It's his supporting cast. He literally has NFL ELITE talent all around him. I'm not talking decent NFL prospects who could maybe make it in the NFL. He literally has 5 offensive linemen who will all play significant minutes in the NFL who protect him. I witnessed in person McCarron destroy Notre Dame last year in the BCS Championship. Yes he made some great passes but he hardly got touched thanks to what is probably the greatest offensive line ever in college and Eddie Lacy running over and around ND defenders.
I'm not here to shit all over McCarron. The kid is a good quarterback. But he is not one of the best ever. He will probably get his third National Title ring this January which is in itself an amazing accomplishment but let's stop right away with the greatest talk. Nick Saban can be talked about as one of the best ever.
No one even bothers bringing up McCarron's name when it comes to the Heisman Trophy. Which the last time I checked is suppose to go to the "most outstanding player in the country." Why is McCarron not mentioned? Because it's not worth the argument.
Johnny Manziel and Jameis Winston are younger with less talent around them and they still blow away McCarron when it comes to elite quarterback talent. Right now I wouldn't even put McCarron in my top 5 QB's in the nation despite him being a senior and his resume of two titles. Oregon's Marcus Mariota and Baylor's Bryce Petty are having better seasons and getting more Heisman pub. Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater and Fresno's Derek Carr are better talents than McCarron. Just because McCarron plays on some great teams like a Gino Torretta, a Chris Weinke, a Ken Dorsey, or even a Matt Leinart does not make him a "best ever" worthy player.
But let's not continue to shit all over the McCarron name. It's not worth it. Because the only thing best in his family is his mom's rack. And no one, I mean no one, can argue about Dee Dee Bonner's greatness.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Foot Locker Wins The Greatest Commercial of the Year Award With This "All is Right" Spoof
Dennis Rodman one way trip to North Korea? One can only imagine.
Mike Tyson returning Evander Holyfield's ear? Makes sense.
Craig Sager burning his awful wardrobe? A dream come true.
Foot Locker hit a walk-off grand slam with this classic "All is Right" commercial. I haven't stepped foot in one of their stores in years but after seeing this great commercial I might acknowledge their existence the next time I'm strolling through the mall while MILF watching.
Michigan State Spartans Schutt XP Chrome Helmets For Sale
You got to love the CHROME! These are the brand new Michigan State Spartans Chrome Helmets made by Schutt. We got the mini helmets, full size replica XP, and full size authentic XP helmets on our Store Page.
Sparty wore these sweet helmets this past week when they destroyed Nebraska in East Lansing.
Friday, November 15, 2013
Stevie Has Been Absolutely Hilarious This Season on Eastbound and Down
Stevie and Kenny Powers gotta have their FIXINGS! Taters N Tits is such a genius move. It's like the creator of SnapChat who just turned down $3 billion. I mean who wants $3 billion when you can hold out for so much more. Pure genius right?
Anywho Stevie has been fucking spot on all season on Eastbound and Down. The contacts and fake chin just add to his mystique. Stevie is basically the Scottie Pippen to Kenny Power's Michael Jordan. The Lou Gehrig of his generation you could say. Stevie is under the radar fucking hysterical. Because make no mistake Eastbound and Down isn't winning without Stevie. But even Stevie the loser he is portrayed to be can only take so much from Kenny...
Here are some more highlights of Stevie Janowski....Season 4 MVP no doubt.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
I Wonder What Michael Jordan Thinks of Maple Jordan Andrew Wiggins
There is your answer. His airness Michael Jordan is more worried about beer pong than Andrew Wiggins. Wiggins aka "Maple Jordan" was spectacular last night in his first prime time TV performance vs Duke. Maple Jordan was 9-for-15 from the field while scoring 22 points and grabbing 8 rebounds. Kansas held on to beat Duke 94-83 despite another elite freshman superstar named Jabari Parker going off for Duke with 27 points.
With Wiggins, Parker, Julius Randle of Kentucky, Wayne Selden of Kansas, and Aaron Gordon of Arizona all making huge impacts as freshmen I honestly can't think of a class more exciting than this one in recent basketball history.
Maybe now we will actually pay attention to college basketball before college football is over. This season at least appears worth it. Tons of legit diaper dandies and 5-6 upper echelon programs with shots at the National Title.
Picture via TheBigLead
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