I know I sound like a school girl but these NFL Bad Lip Reading videos make me giggle. They probably didn't have enough time but it would have great if they had Richard Sherman's meltdown on there. Nevertheless it's a great job.
Cool now maybe the media can stop with the incessant Richard Sherman articles. I mean who really gives a shit anyways? Sherman is just a defensive back. He can talk all the trash he wants as long as he can back it up with his All-Pro play. It's not like he is the quarterback or a kicker who can single handily win or lose a game with his play. Hell Sherman didn't even make the interception. His teammate did. So please stop with the Sherman storyline. I get it. He's from Compton. He went to Stanford. He was a 5th round draft pick. He's the best corner in the game right now. He trash talks all fucking game. Blah blah. Until he intercepts a ball and returns it for a pick 6 Deion Sanders style then I don't really see what the big deal about Sherman is. He's just a defensive back who has the tendency to blow up on camera while being interviewed by Erin Andrews.
Oh and by the way he is not a "thug." "He is the Man" according to this new Beats by Dre commercial...
Just when I was starting to feel bad for the New York Yankees and those awful contracts they handed out to aging stars Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, CC Sabathia, Mark Teixeira, Brian McCann, Jacoby Ellsbury, and Carlos Beltran they go out and totally redeem themselves by signing Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka for seven-years, $155 million (plus $20 million posting fee). This signing will work out great for the Yankees. Tanaka has never pitched in the majors but fuck it, what does that matter? He put up great numbers in Japan so "let's pay him Clayton Kershaw money" is a great way to build a franchise. Brilliant in fact. Absolutely no way this signing blows up in their faces. Tanaka will perform great in the low pressure, laid back style that only New York can provide. Plus he isn't making quite as much as A-Rod so he won't have a bulls eye on his back. We all know Yankees fans are caring, loving individuals who no matter how much their stars struggle are only there to support them with admiration. Good luck in NY Tanaka!
I have no fucking clue what Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones said here at a clearly sold out New Orleans Pelicans game last night. After decades of studying, practicing, and perfecting the art of drunk I still can't translate Jacoby's slurs. Jacoby is so smashed he's wearing a LiveStrong bracelet. Bro those were in style 10 years ago. Yes ma'aaaamm!
Unless you are an inbred Bama fan you have to get the chills watching this video of the Auburn band reacting to Chris Davis' epic missed field goal return for the winning score in the 2013 Iron Bowl. I honestly don't see how these kids are even performing after watching this live in person. I would have been going ape shit. Fuck this fiddle I'm going down to the field to celebrate!
I can definitely see Jameis and his friends rocking out to this slow country song with his friends while drinking moonshine in Southern Alabama. Peas in a pod my friends. Peas in a pod.
The awesome folks over at KissingSuzyKolber produced some top notch Hipster NFL Logos. These are just a few of my favorites.
I've had an Instagram account for over 2 years now and I have honestly been on there maybe 4 times. I never really understood the attraction of the photo sharing website. Of course I was the same way with Twitter at first but then you realize why so many people are getting on there: porn. No I'm kidding of course. Most people go on there for all the great information right?
Back to Instagram. Check out Emma Frain's page. It's full of goodies at http://instagram.com/thefrainbow
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Hey what can you say other than this dog gets it. No one wants to be in a kennel. Especially not Blaze. You can try all you want master but you are not getting me in that fucking box a-hole.
I didn't realize people still put their dogs in cages. Seems cruel to be honest. How would you like to sit in a box barely bigger than your body for 8 hours a day? Sounds awesome right? Sign me up.
What in the fuck was Nick Saban thinking?
Lane Kiffin?
Seriously?
People don't intentionally try to get AIDS or Cancer but here we are in 2014 and Saban has just infected his program with Kiffin. It's the most deadly disease known to football.
Those poor inbred cousins down in Tuscaloosa have no fucking clue what they are getting into with Kiffin. And don't even start with the "well he was a great coordinator with USC" bullshit. The Trojan's roster was full of Heisman winners and All-Americans. Gene Chizik and Larry Coker could have one done wonders with those players too.
In all honesty I have to thank Saban for hiring Kiffin. It's going to be pure entertainment down in Tuscaloosa. Saban is letting his ego get the best of him thinking he can turn anything into gold and shit maybe he does shine the shit off of Kiffin's turd of a coaching career but I seriously doubt it.
You might want to put some pants on that Cub. 100 plus years of losing baseball and still Clark the Cub is packing some serious heat. Good for him. Bad for the kids.
Deadspin did a great job with Clark. You might as well make him anatomically correct if he's not gonna have any pants on.
Talk about some haymakers! Holy shit these two goons exchanged some bloody blows. It looks like Mike Brown of the San Jose Sharks got a little bit of the upper hand in this exchange with Aaron Volpatti of the Washington Capitals. I'm going to make Gretzky bleed!!!!
These videos always have me cracking up. Just seeing someone scared shitless is funny. Imagine if they filmed this animatronic devil baby prank in Texas instead of New York City. That fake baby would have bullet holes all through it.
"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's please give a warm welcome to Leonardo Dicaprio" - gold Jerry, gold!
Thank you Tina Fey! You gave the whole audience a laugh out loud moment while causing Martin Scorcese to almost shit himself on national television. You have to love Leonardo too. You know he is just going to lay it into Fey and Amy Poehler later after he gets done banging every single model in attendance.
Hey I get you were very excited to win a playoff game. But if you are a Denver Broncos fan wearing a bright orange Peyton Manning jersey in San Diego it's probably not smart to go running around amongst Chargers fans shouting "Hey San Diego, Go Fuck Yourselves!" It's funny in "Anchorman" but it sure as shit isn't funny when you are getting your 300 lb ass kicked and then arrested.
