Recruiting 101: Learn the stanky leg, do the stanky leg, make the video go viral. Boom recruits sign on the dotted line.
Texas Tech head coach Kliff Kingsbury is a renegade innovator. A man's man. One stanky leg at a time.
Thanks Coach K. Not only do you teach your overrated players how to pull a patented Shane Battier flop anytime someone penetrates the lane but now we got fucking kids taking dives like they play on the Italian National soccer team. To be completely honest if I was a ref and saw this little punk pull this shit I would not only kick the kid out of the game but also the parents for raising an asshole. Hey but that's just me.
Typical SEC scum move. I love Charles Barkley and his honesty. Just tells it like it is. Yeah I offered German wunderkid Dirk Nowitzki a bunch of money to go to Auburn years ago...whatcha going to do about it? Shit I don't even blame Barkley. Have you seen Auburn play basketball? They haven't been close to competitive since the mid-to-late 90's.
I don't give a shit how many Barry Bonds hit. Hank Aaron is still the all-time home run champion.
Yeah Jeeeeets!
Oh shit. He's old. And slow. And has the flexibility of a guy who just went through a colonoscopy. Other than that Derek Jeter looks great.
Go Get Em Kid!
I've always said you can really get to know your fellow teammates during a rain delay. Last week Notre Dame and FSU had an extended one in Tallahassee and squared off in hijinks to one up one another. Gotta love the old Catholics vs Criminoles battles. The only thing it was missing was Jameis sacrificing a young lady in distress.
I don't think I will ever understand the mentality behind rioting after your school or team wins a championship. Breaking shit to celebrate seems counterproductive but hey that's just me. Can we get confirmation that Storrs, Connecticut is still a city and not a raging fireball of chaos?
PS - Is the guy shooting this VINE the owner of the car? Why else would you be like NO NO NO then YES YES YES? Rioters gonna riot. The voice sounds identical to a South Park character.
"The Hungry Huskies...this is what happens when you ban us!"
Truer words have never been spoken. Final Four Most Outstanding Player Shabazz Napier is not only a two-time champion for the UCONN Huskies but is now a mouthpiece for the plighted and malnourished student-athlete that the NCAA preys upon. Poor guy goes to "bed starving" while the rest of college students eat $50 filet mignons and their fancy sides that they find in between their microbrew soaked suede couches. I feel bad for guys like Napier. Not only does he get his tuition paid for but he also has to put up with all of his free room and board and books and free tutoring and free five course meals and women and free travel and clothes and future NBA millions while "starving." It's a hard knock life for Napier and he shows he is true warrior in every fashion.
In conclusion fuck guys like Shabazz Napier. Not because he is bitching about "starving" but because he completely ruined my bracket. I had UCONN losing in the first round. Napier put them on his back and said F that guy and his stupid office bracket. I gotta eat!
Congrats to UCONN for winning the title. It was much deserved. I enjoyed all 45 minutes of the tournament I actually watched. Now we can focus on more important things like baseball and hockey before football finally comes back.
Damn now I feel old. Real old. Major League was my go-to movie for 3 summers. Back in the days of Blockbuster and Turtles you had to get these things called VHS tapes kids. Major League was the best. It was right up there with Revenge of the Nerds. I can recite every line. Back then we didn't even have internet, DVRs, or cell phones or any of that shit you take for granted these days so when you got a movie as gold as Major League you held on to it and watched it endlessly because what the fuck else were going to do?
Kudos to David Ross doing a spot on Lou Brown. The Pedro Cerrano impression though was minor league at best and how do you not have an impression of Eddie Harris "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" It's the best line of the movie...
The keychains out of the Eisenhower Tree is marketing genius. Will Ferrell just gets it. He understands the Masters unlike any of us. Corndogs, fast food, and Ryan Seacrest would make the Masters a perfect golf tournament. Hopefully Billy Payne is listening.
Sorry but it's in my DNA to never ever like a Duke player. Was this dunk impressive? Yes. Do white guys with hops like Brent Barry make my marbles tingle? Of course. But Grayson Allen will play his college hoops in Durham for Coach K and for that reason alone I already can't stand the kid. My Maryland blood boils with the thought of Grayson learning the patented Duke flop.
PS - I was kinda hoping he did the Don Baylor stanky leg when he landed. I never wish injury on any player besides Duke Basketball guy, Michigan and USC football guy, Yankees guy, and Saints guy.
Mike Trout's face says it all. Holy shit! I was watching this live last night and tweeted about it. I've never seen an injury like this. Angels' hitting coach Don Baylor broke his fucking femur catching a 1st pitch from another baseball great in Vlad Guerrero. His leg literally snaps like a twig and forms a pretzel. At first I thought Baylor was doing his Stanky Leg Dance or maybe he had dead leg like I get when I take a really long shit. Nope. Broken femur. The biggest damn bone in the leg. Get well Baylor. We salute you here at SportsCRACK!
PS - Baylor is a boss. You tell me another person who would just try to walk off a broken femur. That is Superman shit strength.
Is it just me or does it feel like every Kentucky basketball fan is somehow related to one another? I'm not saying they are inbred but yeah they are. Kentucky basketball fan is almost as funny as their #8 seed in the tournament.
I know it will piss off all the basketball nut jobs who come on here but it needs to be said: hockey is a million times more entertaining than hoops. WWE's Jerry Lawler doing the ringside treatment is fucking hilarious. I watched this Bruins vs Canadiens game from start-to-finish which ended the Bruins' 12-game winning streak in a sudden death shootout. It was electric in Boston. God I miss hockey.
The hockey Gods were kind in Montreal. Women you see need to know their place and those are clearly the kitchen and the bedroom, not front row in a NHL game in Montreal. This female Canuck took a hard heater right off the boards that would make Pamela Anderson flashback to her Tommy Lee boat cruising days. Honk!
