Thursday, September 25, 2014
The "Flyin' Hawaiian" Duck In Command Shirt
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014
20 Years Ago Today: The Miracle At Michigan
20 years ago today the hearts of Michigan faithful in the Big House were stomped in stunning fashion as Colorado's Kordell Stewart completed the improbably Hail Mary to Michael Westbrook as time expired. I remember watching this game vividly. I was 15 at the time and as a Notre Dame fan I always rooted for Michigan to lose no matter what. When the Colorado Buffaloes traveled to Ann Arbor I thought they would win the game rather easily. This was back when Colorado football was good and Kordell Stewart was a legit Heisman Trophy candidate. They needed the miracle play and for them good fortune was there with the tip. Still brings chills to my spine listening to legendary commentator Keith Jackson do the play by play. "Only despair for the Maize and Blue!"
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Thursday, September 18, 2014
This Gatorade Derek Jeter Commercial is Perfect
As you know I'm not the biggest Yankees fan in the world. In fact I pretty much loathe them being I grew up an Orioles fan and then became a die hard Braves fan when we moved to Georgia. But I've always respected Derek Jeter and the way he plays the game. His hustle and his attitude and obviously his talent have never been seen in the pinstripes at the shortstop position. Like Cal Ripken Jr. you knew you were watching a great player who has respect throughout the entire game. No one hates Jeter. No one. Except maybe that one supermodel he gave love bumps but that is neither here nor there. This commercial, as much as it pains me to say, gave me goose bumps. Not love bumps. Goose bumps. Good knowing you Captain.
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Jameis Winston Holds A Press Conference To Talk About His Suspension for Screaming "F*#K Her Right in the P&ssy"
Jameis Winston has a shiny new National Title ring and a Heisman Trophy but apparently he has never gotten what most of us have: common sense. Yesterday Winston got on top of a cafeteria table in front of hundreds of his fellow students at FSU and shouted multiple times "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" Pretty hilarious coming from a guy who was accused of rape less than a year ago and got caught stealing crabs in Publix. Remarkably he has never missed any football game action from the first two offenses but head coach Jimbo Fisher had enough today and suspended his immature star QB for the first half against Clemson this Saturday.
And unfortunately for FSU fans Winston decided to have a press conference to talk about his suspension. You can go to Seminoles.com and listen to it. I must warn you though it is hard to decipher what exactly Jameis is saying. Here is how I felt after listening to Jameis rambling press conference:
Mr. Winston what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
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Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Giancarlo Stanton's Face Looks Good To Go
Yeah I guess a fastball to the face does tend to leave a mark.
I think it looks great personally. I can't really see anything. Ship shape!
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HeismanPundit Has Everett Golson in his Top 5 Heisman Trophy Watch List
Week 3 of the HeismanPundit.com Heisman Watch has a familiar face entering at #4...
4. Everett Golson, SO, QB, Notre Dame
Golson continues to play at a high level as Notre Dame moved to 3-0 after beating Purdue, 30-14. He threw for 259 yards and two touchdowns and added 56 yards and a touchdown on the ground. He’s off to a great start, but circle October 4 (Stanford) and October 18 (Florida State) on the calendar. Those dates will be Golson’s Heisman proving ground.
Season Stats: 62 of 92, 780 yards, 64.6%, 7 TDs, 0 INTs, 156.8 rating, 83 rush yards, 4 TDs.
Season Pace: 3,120 passing yards, 28 TDs, 332 rushing yards, 16 TDs.
Bovada SportsBook has Golson at 10/1 odds which is also 4th among betting favorites behind Mariota, Gurley, and Texas A&M's Kenny Hill.
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LSU Looks Like a Fun Place to Drunk Make Out and Watch Brawls
Young drunk love is the best. There's nothing better than just totally making out with some girl at a football game. And to top it all off while sucking face hammered you stumble onto some fellow LSU coeds who for some bizarre reason are sitting there trying to watch a football game. Losers! It's make out time.
But that's not the only shits and giggles that goes on during LSU football games. Before kickoff you can tailgate with your favorite douche frat boy. Just don't dare wear anything other than a white dress up shirt or you could get pummeled. How dare you wear purple to a LSU football game!
I love the look on that guy's face. He is just like damn, white people be crazy.
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Monday, September 08, 2014
Brand New "Hey Michigan Who's Chicken Now?" Rivalry Score 2014 Shirts
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Sunday, September 07, 2014
HEI5THEMAN Shirt
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Wednesday, September 03, 2014
Kenny Trill Shirts Now Available For Sale
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Auburn QB Nick Marshall Post Game Interviews Are Always Clear and Precise
I think it goes without saying but Auburn QB Nick Marshall is clearly a Communications Major. Could you even imagine being the sideline reporter and your job at the end was to dialect one Nick Marshall? We are going to need some help with this guy. Can anybody help? Here we go...
I play da football with da coach and something something peanut butter bread...
If the SEC ever does a "home of the student-athlete" ad it must include one Nick Marshall. He's got Rhodes Scholar written all over his confused face.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Lingerie Football Is Now Officially More Entertaining Than The NFL
See this is what happens when you start letting women out of the kitchen. They start to do crazy things like vote, drive, get upper management jobs and now they are coming for you NFL. The No Fun League better watch their ass because the Lingerie League has some bad women ready to fight to the death. I would like to see Ray Rice lay his hands on one of these girls. Actually Roger Goodell would probably reduce his suspension if that happened.
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USC Cornerback Josh Shaw Is A Hero, Oh Wait, No He's Not
Remember the old catchphrase "You Can't Spell Trojans without O.J" well it looks like captain Josh Shaw is taking one out of the old Simpson playbook and is caught in a lie about saving a family member. On Sunday night news broke that returning senior Shaw was hurt because he had to jump off a balcony to save his 7-year-old nephew from drowning. In the process of spraining both ankles news outlets across the nation including USC's own athletic department were quick to point out that Shaw was a hero for his deed and even had quotes from Shaw saying he would have done it for anybody. Well the problem now is the story is not true and now it's being reported Shaw is a suspect in a burglary in which he allegedly got hurt. USC doing USC things. I feel bad for new head coach Steve Sarkisian. No wait. I actually do not. Good luck with this cloud hanging over the program.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Michigan State's New Football Facilities Look Incredible
Just a year after coming off their best season in 40 plus years Michigan State revealed to the public their new football facilities which will hopefully keep them near the top in the Big Ten.
The new locker room looks cozy...
Today was MSU’s turn to show off a sparkling athletics facility, a $24.5 million, 50,000-square-foot renovation to the north end zone of Spartan Stadium anchored by a plush, spacious home locker room. The 15-month project was under way long before the Spartans won last season’s Rose Bowl, though that on-field success likely served to encourage donors.
It may not put MSU out front of that portion of the never-ending college sports “arms race,” but it eliminates the last glaring weak spot in MSU’s facilities roster — a decades-old locker room that was “an embarrassment,” MSU deputy athletic director Greg Ianni said.
Now if only we can find the secret trap door for Mark Dantonio's hidden stash of hookers for the incoming recruits. My guess is the National Championship Trophy sets off the hidden door. The good thing is none of the current Spartans will enjoy touching it.
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Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Notre Dame and Under Armour Reveal the New 2014 Shamrock Series Jersey and Helmet
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Johnny Manziel Gives the Redskins Bench The Old One Finger Salute
Real mature Johnny Football. Real mature.
Honestly I don't know what to make of Manziel giving the Washington Redskins sideline the middle finger last night during Monday Night Football. I mean did he honestly think the cameras wouldn't see it? He can't be that stupid can he? Which leads me to believe this was a premeditated finger. He played like dog shit last night when he had the chance to lock down the starter's job because Brian Hoyer was fucking horrific too and he let the Redskins get to him. Rookie move bro. Gotta be smarter. The only place your digit should be going to is road beef and under your center's ass. Not to the whole world to see on Monday Night Football. This is completely out of character for Manziel too. If anything from the last two years we have learned Manziel is a very humble, down to earth hard worker who just wants his privacy while listening to his head coach on how to become a better leader.
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Jordan Carver Has a New Treadmill Workout Video
I didn't understand a damn word she said but like I said before she isn't paid to be heard from. Jordan Carver has God given natural ability and talent and it's our duty to watch and pay attention to this athletic goddess work out. Let me ask you would you rather see Jordan do lunges or talk about Lebron James doing the ALS ice bucket challenge?
Yeah that's what I thought.
Keep doing you Jordan.
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Friday, August 15, 2014
C'Mon Man: Cris Carter Whiffs on his ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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This FSU Girl Wants To Rape Jameis Winston
God bless FSU for cheering me up on this shitty Friday. While the proverbial shit is hitting the fan up in South Bend in which 4 Notre Dame players are getting suspended for banging a student advisor in exchange for doing their homework we have the always clean cut Semenholes showing their class. Love it. Do you FSU. Do you.
Awesome "dicksclaimer" by the way. I might have to start putting those on my shirts.
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