GOT DAVE CHAPPELLE TICKETS BITCHES!
I hate Ticketmaster with a passion but I had no alternative...I got Chappelle tickets at the Tabernacle in Atlanta for August 23rd! Not only that but they are 4th row seats. I could literally catch some spit from the funniest man on the planet these days. Fuck, I can't wait, even though it cost me one of my bad kidneys and I will have to pay it off by selling...oh, about 1 million Sportscrack tees.

But who gives a fuck, it's time for some grape drink...

I'm going to sneak in my RCA small wonder and videotape some shit for you guys.