RANDOM JOKE
Big Talk
Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”
The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Jessica Simpson likes it.
quit bringing up my personal life,matt!!that hurt ,by the way.Well,a good hurt.
ReplyDeleteI thought of you when I posted it bud.
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