Watching ACC football can sometimes be painful to the eyes. Don't get me wrong, it's not nearly as boring as Big Ten football or as wretched as a Dane Cook comedy special. But the ACC produces a ton of NFL players(mostly from Miami and FSU) and yet always has marginal teams which is code for shitty in SEC minds. So tonight we get the once proud ghetto program of the Miami Convicts going against the Vagina Tech Stokies. I'm not going to sugarcoat this matchup... it could be very ugly football but entertaining if you are into sadomasochism like myself. Sort of like watching midget porn. You can't help but watch it even when every logical part of your brain tells you it's just wrong and not as funny as it looks. So yeah, ACC football is like midget porn.
Instead of going into an in-depth mumbo jumbo preview about these two programs and how they stack up against each other I figured I would let a video demonstrate the magnitude of this game tonight on ESPN...
"YEAH, SEE YA!"
I love how ND fans are so quick to bash the Big 10, when there isnt a team in the conference that ND can beat. They wouldnt even give them a game for a quarter. ND cant beat a team with a winning record (1-15 in its last 16) and forget about winning a bowl game (what is it... 9 straight bowl losses?) Truth is, they need to be stripped of the FBS status and thrown into the toilet bowl of the FCS. Maybe then they will see some postseason success. Or even manage to put together a winning season. Janice Clausen Rules!!
ReplyDeleteGreat point there, especially when Notre Dame has a winning record against Big Ten teams this year moron.
ReplyDeleteNext time you post try using the frontal lobe of your brain please.