New Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels was pictured holding a Jay Cutler jersey with the look of "see fuckface, we really want you in the Mile High City!" The jersey is a 1960 throwback one in case you were wondering. The NFL and their marketing.
What we don't see or smell in this picture is the raw ether soaked in the jersey.
McDaniels: Come here Jay, Jay, I won't hurt you, you can be our starter for as long as you want!
Cutler(biting lip, holding back tears): Ok, are you sure? I just miss leatherface Shanahan so much!
McDaniels: I know Jay, it's going to be all right. Just come here and put on this new jersey.
Cutler falls to the ground. McDaniels unzips pants to reveal Cutler's true identity. Suddenly the sound of some strange music comes over both of them...
bwahahaha, Nice work Mr. Sportscrack.
ReplyDeleteI knew you would like that Cheeser.
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