The red hot Cardinals have a new good luck charm and it's not Albert Pujols' bat. Manager Tony La Russa has got one of the worst cases of pink eye I have ever seen. It's like he got shitfaced and decided to fall down the stairs...again. He says pinkeye but I say one too many glasses of Merlot.
"I'm not in a lot of pain," said La Russa yesterday. "It just scares kids. Like bad makeup in a horror movie."
Get your shit together Tony!
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Someone farted on his pillow.
ReplyDeleteTony does not have pink eye. He has herpes zoster (shingles)
ReplyDeleteIt looks like someone shitted on his face.
ReplyDeleteMy husband has had shingles on his face, eye and forehead. Sure looks like that's what Tony has! My husband has permanent eye damage. If this is pink eye, everyone of the Cards could get it!!!!
ReplyDeleteherpes zoster ophthalmicus is an eye emergency. it can make you go blind. hopefully not the case for tony.
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