"Penn State likes being down at halftime because they like to feel a little behind in the locker room."
"Now listen, you're going to be put into a foster home so I need to know, would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, the Catholic church, or Penn State University?"
"Now listen, you can't just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can't defend himself! What do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?"
"Here's a joke. Joe Paterno doesn't walk in to a police station."
"We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!"
Like the SNL skit better than the south park jokes.
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