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Wednesday, May 01, 2013
New Atlanta Falcons Stadium Looks Insane
I will be the first to admit I wasn't on board at all with building a new stadium for the Atlanta Falcons. I've always thought the Georgia Dome was a great place to watch a football game especially when it gets cold in December and January. Call me a pussy but the last thing I want to do is freeze my ass off while shaking uncontrollably while trying to enjoy a sip of a beer.
But now after seeing these designs I say fuck the 20-year-old Georgia Dome. I want my impact rumble seats! I want to know what it feels like to be Michael J. Fox watching a football game while drinking $15 beer to pay for the cost of the stadium. Do they massage you as well? They sure as hell better!
I also want a blimp above the new stadium so every time they open up the roof it looks like a giant asshole releasing a heavenly fart of NFL goodness. I mean after all if we are going to ignore our horrible schools, roads, traffic and infrastructure in metro Atlanta for a shiny new stadium toy I want it to represent something bigger. It just makes sense. Right Tommy Boy?
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