“@SBNationCFB: #unconquered RT @_WSBG: Red Lightning living pic.twitter.com/eC5SJDKW2V” he's cougar bait
— SportsCrack Apparel (@sportscrack) January 7, 2014
Arguably who is more famous right now: Jameis Winston or Red Lightning?
Well it's obviously Jameis since he has a Heisman Trophy and now a National Championship after last night. But Red Lightning is creeping up real quickly. That curly haired freckled ginger snap is all the rage right now. And as you can see from last night he played the victim of Cougar bait. His shirt wide open Miami Vice style while the cougars swarm in by the smell of his red pubes. He's simply irresistible. Red Lightning is a Dos Equis commercial come to life. God speed bro! Conquer the night you soul less spawn of Devil semen you...
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