ESPN did a good job finding all the athletes we don't want to see naked and put them in their new Body Issue. Thanks assholes! Once again you guys are creating the news instead of reporting it. Seeing Prince Fielder in the buff will haunt my nightmares for years. Therapy will only do so much after seeing that round, overpaid "athlete" holding a bat naked. Prince is the new Freddie Krueger. Don't close you eyes kids! Prince is coming for you.
The only decent athlete they found was Hilary Knight who apparently plays women's hockey. Some guys find muscles on girls attractive. I'm not one of them but it's better than being fat I guess.
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