This SEC Network Commercial for Texas A&M is Extremely Uncomfortable

Look I love dogs as much as any other guy but I don't talk about them like they're my girlfriend.  I was waiting for Reveille to be shown in some doggy lingerie on his caretaker's bed when he said "she's the only woman in my life right now."  Dude I get it that you love your dog but put away the peanut butter Aggie and go talk to some real women.  Over/Under on this guy offing himself after this commercial airs nationwide has to be a month at the most right?  As much as I love dogs and college football this commercial just made me feel like I was "forced" to watch some strange Mexican snuff film.