Triumph the Insult Dog Takes Down Young Voters and the Democratic Debates

I gotta say it's been a few years since I've seen any Triumph material.  It's kinda scary to think he started on Conan about 20 years ago.  Fuck getting old sucks.  But watching Triumph tear apart some college coeds never gets old...



And for all the poor people/trustafarian/liberal voters here is Triumph at the Democratic debates.  Don't worry Bernie Sanders was not harmed.

Carolina Panther Thomas Davis Posted a Picture of His Broken Arm

Thomas Davis posted this picture of his fractured arm he played with at Super Bowl 50.#Repost @td58.

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— Charles A. Paris (@OverTimeGrind) February 8, 2016

Excuse me while I go throw my guts out into the toilet.  Good lord.  Thomas Davis arm looks like an actual football.  Like I thought that was a Wilson football coming out of the factory.  And he played with a broken arm!  Talk about the ultimate warrior.

The Best SuperBowl 50 Commercial Was This Doritos One

The Super Bowl game for the most part was lame besides seeing Von Miller and Demarcus Ware tear Cam Newton a new one and overall from the commercials I saw this Doritos Ultrasound one was the only one I laughed out loud to.  Doritos are basically crack chips.  And that baby had an addiction so bad it just had to come out.  Love the reaction of the doctor.  I've seen that face many of times before the girl does the walk of shame.

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NFL Bad Lip Reading is Back!

C-C-C-C-Cocaine.  The funniest was part was not having to decipher Cam Newton.  That was straight live mic homes.

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Check Out The Notre Dame Signing Class of 2016 With In-Depth Interviews and Highlights

Ian Book, QB, 3 Star



Tony Jones, RB, 3 Star

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Deon McIntosh, RB, 3 Star



Chase Claypool, WR, 4 Star



Javon McKinley, WR, 4 Star



Kevin Stepherson, WR, 4 Star (Early Enrollee)



Parker Boudreaux, OG, 5 Star

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Liam Eichenberg, OT, 4 Star



Tommy Kraemer, OT, 5 Star



Julian Okwara, DL, 4 Star



Khalid Kareem, DL, 4 Star (Early Enrollee)



Adetokunbo Ogundeji, DL, 3 Star



Daelin Hayes, LB/DE, 5 Star (Early Enrollee)

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Jonathan Jones, MLB, 4 Star



Jamir Jones, LB/DE, 4 Star



DJ Morgan, DB, 4 Star



Spencer Perry, DB, 4 Star (Early Enrollee)



Jalen Elliott, DB, 3 Star



Donte Vaughn, DB, 4 Star



Julian Love, DB, 3 Star



Troy Pride Jr., DB, 4 Star



Devin Studstill, DB, 4 Star (Early Enrollee)



John Shannon, LS, 2 Star

5 Star Safety Deontay Anderson Commits To Ole Miss While Jumping Out of a Plane

I actually enjoy these type of college football commitments rather than the lame hat on the table deal.

5 star safety Deontay Anderson pulled the ultimate signing day thrill by jumping out of a fucking plane and committing to Ole Miss.  Talk about some balls.  And I'm not talking about the skydiving part.  We all know Ole Miss has sanctions coming up from the NCAA.  Enjoy being on a middle of the road at best SEC team.  But at least the check cleared.