Chicago Cubs Reveal Their New Clubhouse and It Does Not Suck

Home sweet(er) home! #LetsGohttps://t.co/A4qZxRGcZN

— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) April 11, 2016

No more horse troughs for the players to piss in.  Wrigley Field's clubhouse looks more like a swanky night club than an actual locker room.  I'm sure there is a secret door where Dexter Fowler and Jason Heyward hide their hookers.  Why else would they sign with the Cubbies?  Wait you didn't really think they went to Chicago to win the World Series did you?

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