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HARMLESS JUVENILE JOKE OF THE DAY Did you see that Fagg take a pounding in Florida the other day? Poor Decody Fagg, not only does he play fo...

FURTHER PROOF ARKANSAS WILL LOSE AT LEAST 6 GAMES Arkansas' off season has been full of crap ever since they lost to Florida in the SEC ...

D-JAX VS D-MAC Who is the most exciting player in college football? In the PAC-10 we have the elusive, down right scary wide receiver/kick r...

HOW'S IT FEEL BOSTON? As an Oriole's fan I haven't had much to cheer about in the last decade but this past weekend helped. Not ...

GOT DAVE CHAPPELLE TICKETS BITCHES! I hate Ticketmaster with a passion but I had no alternative...I got Chappelle tickets at the Tabernacle ...

PLEASE BABY JESUS MAKE THIS DIVE GO RIGHT I got to hand it to Georgia football coach Mark Richt for executing a perfect back flip off a 10 m...

TOM BRADY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND ABOUT TO POP? Holy sperm! Look at the size of the belly Bridget Moynahan is showcasing these days. I went ou...

THE OFFICIAL "VICK CHEW TOY" I guess it was only a matter of time till this thing came out... but I'm actually thinking about ...

21 DAYS TO GO! Till LSU and Mississippi State kick off the college football season. Could we have an upset the first game? Not likely, but...

HEY KIDS! I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS AND IN YOUR FANTASIES! Apparently the Pittsburgh Steelers took a page out of Stephen King's ...

ANY GUESSES TO WHO WILL BE STARTING FOR ND? I'm thinking as of right now Demetrius Jones gets the nod because of his ability to escape t...

THESE PEOPLE SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME I'm sorry San Francisco, but you now pass New Yorkers and Philadelphia's as a fan base who abs...

WHO'S ASS IS IT? I'm not really in the mood to talk about Barry Bonds and his make believe Rafael Palmeiro world of denials because ...

TAINT YOU VERY MUCH

23 DAYS AWAY! HOOK EM HORNS!

FINALLY BACK First off I want to apologize for the light posting the last couple of weeks. I was out of town in Washington,DC working my ot...

CONGRATULATIONS BARRY BONDS It couldn't happen to a bigger, self-serving, egotistical piece of steroid shit than you. Here's to you ...

WELCOME TO ATLANTA MARK TEIXERIA As a former Severna Park, MD resident myself, I want to wish Teixeria the best of luck in Atlanta. Now go ...

RICKY "THE WILD THING" VAUGHN VS. ROY "THE NATURAL" HOBBS Courtesy of BarStool Sports I still think Jesus Christ couldn...

30 FUCKING DAYS Courtesy of Fredo