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RANDOM GOLF JOKE What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball! No...

BCS BOWL PREDICTIONS Allstate BCS Championship Game (BCS No. 1 vs. BCS No. 2) USC vs. LSU Both of these teams have way too much talent to no...

FURTHER PROOF MAKEUP FUCKS WITH A GUY'S HEAD About ten minutes ago if you asked me "what do you think about Vanessa Minnillo?"...

JOSE OFFERMAN ATTACK Since apparently nobody really gives a shit about independent league baseball, here is an entertaining slide show of Jo...

COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS AND NOTES -USC has lost one of their 5000 five star runningbacks in Emmanuel Moody. According to the LA Times , Moody...

MARK TEIXEIRA TRIBUTE SONG It didn't take long for Atlanta Braves fans to jump on the Teixeira bangwagon. After watching him play a fl...

VINCENT CHASE NOW DATING PETRI DISH? Paris Hilton, or petri dish as I like to call her, was photographed last night with Vinnie Chase from E...

BECKHAM FINALLY SCORES What in the hell was the goaltender thinking? I don't watch a lot of soccer, oh wait, football as the communists...

STILL RECOVERING BUT HERE IS A RECAP It was so piss hot last night in Atlanta it made a small little miracle happen. When you drink 8 beers...

HEADING OFF TO SEE THE FREAK SHOW Me and the old lady have tickets to the Braves game tonight against the San Francisco Giants(half the team...

KILL ME ALREADY 15 excruciating days left till I fill my fix. Until then we always will have Rocket... Damn, I miss Tony Robert's calls...

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY Ice Cube, aka the poor mans actor's version of Cuba Gooding Jr. these days, had one of the greatest songs/raps back...

WHO'S ASS IS IT? This might be the easiest one yet. I will give you some clues. She does more blow than the whole 1986 Met's team ...

CORWIN'S 3-4 ARMY T-SHIRT Here is a preview of a new shirt coming out tomorrow for all you Notre Dame fans. In honor of the new defensiv...

HARMLESS JUVENILE JOKE OF THE DAY Did you see that Fagg take a pounding in Florida the other day? Poor Decody Fagg, not only does he play fo...

FURTHER PROOF ARKANSAS WILL LOSE AT LEAST 6 GAMES Arkansas' off season has been full of crap ever since they lost to Florida in the SEC ...

D-JAX VS D-MAC Who is the most exciting player in college football? In the PAC-10 we have the elusive, down right scary wide receiver/kick r...

HOW'S IT FEEL BOSTON? As an Oriole's fan I haven't had much to cheer about in the last decade but this past weekend helped. Not ...

GOT DAVE CHAPPELLE TICKETS BITCHES! I hate Ticketmaster with a passion but I had no alternative...I got Chappelle tickets at the Tabernacle ...

PLEASE BABY JESUS MAKE THIS DIVE GO RIGHT I got to hand it to Georgia football coach Mark Richt for executing a perfect back flip off a 10 m...