SPORTSCRACK

IS SOUTH FLORIDA THE #1 TEAM? They have Auburn and West Virginia as their quality wins and are still undefeated. Will somebody please make ...

WAIT A SECOND, MLB PLAYERS DO PERFORMING ENHANCING DRUGS? Call me cynical, but I never would have thought there would be more names surfacin...

Ignore Dawson on the left, you see who that is on the right shotgunning a frosty Miller Lite? It's none other than Justin fucking Timbe...

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICK EM DEADLINE Just a reminder to get your weekly picks in before the 5 pm eastern time deadline for the Sportscrack Coll...

THE WEEKLY LOU HOLTZ PEP TALK I can hardly understand a quarter of the words he spits out these days but I think Holtz is one hell of a moti...

REGGIE BUSH SCANDAL With the latest news on the sports marketer apparently giving up evidence he gave Bush and his family $280,000 worth of ...

HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HATE ESPN? Well, ESPN is up to their same old bullshit and trying to ruin sports for all of us. Read this w...

REAL MEN OF GENIUS Clever, I must admit especially coming from a Boston College fan. It's Fredos right to talk trash since they have pre...

SPORTSCRACK TOP 10 1. LSU TIGERS-Clearly the best team in the country till they lose to Kentucky...wait for it, wait for it...gotcha fucker...

RANDOM JOKE Big Talk Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the oth...

EDDIE VEDDER IS BACK It has been too damn long since I've heard the sweet voice of Eddie Vedder. Here is his latest song, Hard Sun, fro...

THE YANKEES LOSE Now it's time for Manny Ramirez and the Boston Red Sox to fail miserably against the Cleveland Indians. I vision JD Dre...

HEISMAN TOP 5 First off I want to say making this list left me more conflicted than a whore at a Eagle Scout meeting. I mean, how can you pi...

Coming soon, I swear you filthy addicts: 1) New top 10 poll(FUSC) 2) Midseason All-American team(interesting decision for RB) 3) New Heisman...

THIS IS WHY NOBODY WATCHES VERSUS Umm, "touchdown USC" is not quite the appropriate call there when Stanford just scored the tying...

I'm back home so expect a lot more posts with an endless amount of fart jokes and mindless nudie pics sprinkled in between the two empty...

USC LOSES, FALLS TO #1 IN THE RANKINGS You are a 41 point favorite at home against a doormat of a football program with a backup quarterback...

DAMN YOU HAYDEN! My favorite team: The MooseKnuckles...

SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY FOR SEC EAST TITLE? I know PAC-10 lovers are looking at this matchup and screaming at their pumpkin spice latte ...