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"They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!"

I will never forget the scene in which Ray Allen, I mean Jesus, is doing the campus tours during his recruitment and he gets laid by two por...

Arizona Diamondbacks: If the Diamondbacks are going to come back this season and beat the Dodgers for the division then they are going to ha...

Let this tryout practice video for the New England Euphoria of the Lingerie Football League be a lesson to all those who doubted my fair bal...

Chicago Cubs: The Cubbies are coming off a season in which they won a shitload of regular season games but again failed in the postseason. ...

Looks like the San Francisco Dipshits are really doing their homework on Matthew Stafford . Never mind that they are picking 10th and he wi...

Via The Onion .... SOUTH BEND, IN—While patrolling the University of Notre Dame campus Friday night, officer Robert Mueller disrupted a part...

It's funny how some things work out in Major League Baseball. Chipper Jones and Gary Sheffield are both having Hall of Fame careers yet...

Video HT: Brant

The Chicago Blackhawks learned their lesson. Don't ever punch the goalie. Especially when his name is Roberto Luongo. Seriously, who t...

With just under a week till the opening pitch I finally decided to get off my lazy ass and start writing some baseball previews. I'm st...

I have a feeling Tiger Woods is playing this song today after that clutch performance yesterday in the Arnold Palmer Invitational. Tiger is...

As Bill Walton would blabber: "Gag me with a spoon!" I'm not a fan of Big Ten basketball because I enjoy high flying, up and ...

Who knew a Chihuahua in gay baby blue sweater could be so cool? Admit it, if anyone of us tried to do what this dog does we would piss righ...

Are you fucking serious? Do these people actually make love to these trees? At first I thought this was a joke but it's pretty much cl...

I have now completely convinced myself that Notre Dame will beat USC at Notre Dame Stadium on October 17th, 2009. Call it blind faith or ho...

Seriously, life is way too short to be pissed off about it all the time. So check out this great site, www.fmylife.com , and get a good lau...

Further proof that Lebron James is the best player in the game today... Video HT: WWTDD

Mizzou lives to play another day. It will be interesting to see how their upbeat tempo game fares against UCONN. You know Thabeet's ta...