Thursday, September 25, 2014
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:23 AM
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
20 years ago today the hearts of Michigan faithful in the Big House were stomped in stunning fashion as Colorado's Kordell Stewart completed the improbably Hail Mary to Michael Westbrook as time expired. I remember watching this game vividly. I was 15 at the time and as a Notre Dame fan I always rooted for Michigan to lose no matter what. When the Colorado Buffaloes traveled to Ann Arbor I thought they would win the game rather easily. This was back when Colorado football was good and Kordell Stewart was a legit Heisman Trophy candidate. They needed the miracle play and for them good fortune was there with the tip. Still brings chills to my spine listening to legendary commentator Keith Jackson do the play by play. "Only despair for the Maize and Blue!"
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:25 AM
Thursday, September 18, 2014
As you know I'm not the biggest Yankees fan in the world. In fact I pretty much loathe them being I grew up an Orioles fan and then became a die hard Braves fan when we moved to Georgia. But I've always respected Derek Jeter and the way he plays the game. His hustle and his attitude and obviously his talent have never been seen in the pinstripes at the shortstop position. Like Cal Ripken Jr. you knew you were watching a great player who has respect throughout the entire game. No one hates Jeter. No one. Except maybe that one supermodel he gave love bumps but that is neither here nor there. This commercial, as much as it pains me to say, gave me goose bumps. Not love bumps. Goose bumps. Good knowing you Captain.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:55 AM
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Jameis Winston Holds A Press Conference To Talk About His Suspension for Screaming "F*#K Her Right in the P&ssy"
Jameis Winston has a shiny new National Title ring and a Heisman Trophy but apparently he has never gotten what most of us have: common sense. Yesterday Winston got on top of a cafeteria table in front of hundreds of his fellow students at FSU and shouted multiple times "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" Pretty hilarious coming from a guy who was accused of rape less than a year ago and got caught stealing crabs in Publix. Remarkably he has never missed any football game action from the first two offenses but head coach Jimbo Fisher had enough today and suspended his immature star QB for the first half against Clemson this Saturday.
And unfortunately for FSU fans Winston decided to have a press conference to talk about his suspension. You can go to Seminoles.com and listen to it. I must warn you though it is hard to decipher what exactly Jameis is saying. Here is how I felt after listening to Jameis rambling press conference:
Mr. Winston what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:10 AM
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Week 3 of the HeismanPundit.com Heisman Watch has a familiar face entering at #4...
4. Everett Golson, SO, QB, Notre Dame
Golson continues to play at a high level as Notre Dame moved to 3-0 after beating Purdue, 30-14. He threw for 259 yards and two touchdowns and added 56 yards and a touchdown on the ground. He’s off to a great start, but circle October 4 (Stanford) and October 18 (Florida State) on the calendar. Those dates will be Golson’s Heisman proving ground.
3,120 passing yards, 28 TDs, 332 rushing yards, 16 TDs.
Bovada SportsBook has Golson at 10/1 odds which is also 4th among betting favorites behind Mariota, Gurley, and Texas A&M's Kenny Hill.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:43 AM
Young drunk love is the best. There's nothing better than just totally making out with some girl at a football game. And to top it all off while sucking face hammered you stumble onto some fellow LSU coeds who for some bizarre reason are sitting there trying to watch a football game. Losers! It's make out time.
But that's not the only shits and giggles that goes on during LSU football games. Before kickoff you can tailgate with your favorite douche frat boy. Just don't dare wear anything other than a white dress up shirt or you could get pummeled. How dare you wear purple to a LSU football game!
I love the look on that guy's face. He is just like damn, white people be crazy.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 11:31 AM
Monday, September 08, 2014
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Sunday, September 07, 2014
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