Thursday, October 30, 2014

Geico Has a New Brady Hoke Commercial

Now that is just mean.

Everyone knows Brady Hoke is more plump than that.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

BO-lieve Shirt

This BO-lieve shirt is for all the Rebels out there.

Limited edition so order it quickly before they sell out.

Jimbo Fisher Gets Heated With Media Because He Blindly Supports Jameis Winston

What did Jimbo Fisher expect when he is the only one supporting a guy in Jameis Winston who has been accused of rape, theft, yelling vulgar sexual references in front of women, and getting paid for autographs in less than 10 months?  Oh and to top it all off he got a referee in his back pocket to make a bull shit call on the final play of the game.  You dug your own grave with this Jimbo.  You can't bathe with dog shit and not expect to come out looking and smelling like dog shit.

Let's all be perfectly honest here because we know Jimbo can't be.  If Jameis Winston played any other position besides starting QB he would have been kicked out of FSU a long time ago.  The #1 concern for Jimbo and the FSU administration is winning football games.  It's why they have been the ultimate success on the field.  But off the field this FSU program is a disgrace to college football and society.  They have thrown out integrity so their star player can get away with just about anything, including sexual assault.  So Jimbo don't get pissy with the media when they want to hold people accountable for their actions while you turn a blind eye.

Go cash your 7 figure check and answer the fucking questions or you can do the right thing and take off the blinders and get a fucking clue like Mark Richt has done at Georgia.  It's not always just about winning.  It's about integrity and winning the right way while "educating" your players to do the right thing on and off the field.  Clearly you can't see it.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The "Air Julio" Shirt is Here

You have seen this high flying receiver dominate the League by making acrobatic catches from Matty Ice for the past three seasons and now it's time you show some support for "Air Julio."  This exclusive Air Julio Shirt has a vintage look and feel to it.

Be sure to order your "Air Julio" shirt and show off your ATL Pride with this DirtyBird creation.

The "Flyin' Hawaiian" Duck In Command Shirt

This just came in stock this week!  It's called the Flyin' Hawaiian Duck In Command Shirt.  This Duck is a HEI8MAN front runner and has been nearly unstoppable during his college career.  Show your support for the Flyin' Hawaiian with this classic vintage shirt from

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

20 Years Ago Today: The Miracle At Michigan

20 years ago today the hearts of Michigan faithful in the Big House were stomped in stunning fashion as Colorado's Kordell Stewart completed the improbably Hail Mary to Michael Westbrook as time expired.  I remember watching this game vividly.  I was 15 at the time and as a Notre Dame fan I always rooted for Michigan to lose no matter what.  When the Colorado Buffaloes traveled to Ann Arbor I thought they would win the game rather easily.  This was back when Colorado football was good and Kordell Stewart was a legit Heisman Trophy candidate.  They needed the miracle play and for them good fortune was there with the tip.  Still brings chills to my spine listening to legendary commentator Keith Jackson do the play by play.  "Only despair for the Maize and Blue!"

Thursday, September 18, 2014

This Gatorade Derek Jeter Commercial is Perfect

As you know I'm not the biggest Yankees fan in the world.  In fact I pretty much loathe them being I grew up an Orioles fan and then became a die hard Braves fan when we moved to Georgia.  But I've always respected Derek Jeter and the way he plays the game.  His hustle and his attitude and obviously his talent have never been seen in the pinstripes at the shortstop position.  Like Cal Ripken Jr. you knew you were watching a great player who has respect throughout the entire game.  No one hates Jeter. No one.  Except maybe that one supermodel he gave love bumps but that is neither here nor there.  This commercial, as much as it pains me to say, gave me goose bumps.  Not love bumps. Goose bumps.  Good knowing you Captain.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Jameis Winston Holds A Press Conference To Talk About His Suspension for Screaming "F*#K Her Right in the P&ssy"

Jameis Winston has a shiny new National Title ring and a Heisman Trophy but apparently he has never gotten what most of us have: common sense.  Yesterday Winston got on top of a cafeteria table in front of hundreds of his fellow students at FSU and shouted multiple times "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"  Pretty hilarious coming from a guy who was accused of rape less than a year ago and got caught stealing crabs in Publix.  Remarkably he has never missed any football game action from the first two offenses but head coach Jimbo Fisher had enough today and suspended his immature star QB for the first half against Clemson this Saturday.

And unfortunately for FSU fans Winston decided to have a press conference to talk about his suspension.  You can go to and listen to it.  I must warn you though it is hard to decipher what exactly Jameis is saying.  Here is how I felt after listening to Jameis rambling press conference:

Mr. Winston what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.