Man it's nuts to think Chris Farley passed away 18 years ago. I still remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when the news broke. I had just driven 10 hours south from Baltimore to Atlanta. I was in a great mood and then as soon as I pulled into my Mom's driveway it all changed. I was sitting in my old Nissan 200SX just stunned. I didn't know how to react. Sad and surprised were the first two emotions as the radio DJ first reported the news of Farley's death. Then I got angry because I knew I would never get to hear or see Farley in another movie or sketch. He was at the time my generation's greatest comedian. He was laugh out loud funny all the fucking time. His personality and his screen presence just pulled you in no matter how bad the writing was. He could turn a bad sketch into a great one just by his physicality.
Anyways not to be all doom and gloom but this trailer for "I Am Chris Farley" brought back all those memories of him. This will be a must see documentary for everyone and hope the younger generation gets to witness the brilliance of Farley.
It will be available August 11th. For more information go to http://www.iamchrisfarley.com
Monday, June 29, 2015
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Seriously who eats ribs like that?
Savages. God damn savages with BBQ sauce all over their cleavage that's who.
Always good to see Bud Light get back in the marketing game for the male demographic. If Lindsey Pelas and her hindenburgs don't have you thirsty for some cold Bud Lights then you my friend got a case of the gay.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 2:23 PM
73 more days till football is back. "Play the game like it's the last game of your life."
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Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 1:43 PM
I still am trying to figure out why the Oakland A's traded him to the Blue Jays for a bag of dog shit.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 1:10 PM
Well if Michigan is ever going to catch up with Ohio State in football it will be because their zero star French Canadian player is better than the Buckeye's five star guy.
Listen I'm not here to shit on Jim Harbaugh or this frenchy named Benjamin St-Juste because clearly a shirtless Harbaugh would kick my ass.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:26 AM
You know how I know this country is going to hell?
We get Al Roker while Mexico gets Yanet Garcia.
Game. Set. Match.
Mexico clearly wins in the game of life when it comes to weather "personalities."
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 10:08 AM
Listen I'm an Atlanta sports fan so I can say this without hesitation: this is so typical of an Atlanta sports franchise move. You have the best season in your history (getting swept in this Eastern Conference Finals!) and instead of riding the train in the right direction you pull an U turn and say "fuck it" lets change everything. Take a look at these jersey abortions...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 9:52 AM
“It’s been nonstop,” Hartley said Wednesday morning. “I haven’t gotten much sleep over the course of the evening, but with a new baby, he prepared me for it. Not really a new thing.”
The only thing that would have made this viral video better is if Hartley was wearing a Krush Bryant shirt. Oh well we can't all be perfect.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 9:25 AM
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 5:57 PM
Sports Illustrated released their odds to win the SEC Championship. It's always an interesting debate even when it's not the best conference in the nation. Deep breath SEC Mouth Breathers. I am only kidding.
It's only interesting in the South.
Alabama 5-2 Until someone knocks them off via miracle aka Auburn 2013 there is no reason not to have the Crimson Tide as the proverbial favorite.
Auburn 15-4 Will Muschamp is going to have their defense playing the greatest it's ever been. If not they will be fucked because their gimmicky spread offense is not going to be putting up 40 plus points a game.
Georgia 5-1 UGA is consistently the most overrated team in college football when it comes to preseason rankings. The Dawgs might not have a QB worth a shit but they still got a roster full of NFL talent just ready to be under utilized by Mark Richt.
LSU 8-1 How is it all these teams in the SEC have so much talent but such shit QBs? Seriously I think LSU has Taco's eskimo brother playing QB this season or whoever was that shitbird who took the field vs ND in the bowl game.
Ole Miss 8-1 I keep telling myself not to fall for this Ole Miss bullshit. I keep telling myself they are still the same God forsaken piss pot program they have always been. But like a fresh faced 5 star recruit with thousands of dollars pilled up in front of him on a recruiting visit I am starting to think Ole Miss is the place for me.
Tennessee 8-1 Now this is just some kind of funny hick joke right? I mean nobody actually believes Tennessee, who hasn't been good this century, can win the SEC right? Someone has been drinking too much of that fine whiskey up there to think Rocky Top is anywhere close to be a top contender.
Arkansas 10-1 No joke I could actually see Arkansas make a run for a SEC Title this year. They shut out LSU and Ole Miss last season and you know they can run the ball.
Missouri 12-1 Mizzou is the Rodney Dangerfields of the SEC. They get absolutely no respect even though they are the 2x defending SEC East Champions. What we have come to learn is the east really is dogshit these days.
Mississippi State 12-1 I can't believe this team was #1 in the country at one point last season. Fucking Miss State #1 in the nation? It's so fucking asinine to even think it especially when they lost 3 of their last 4 games and got absolutely throttled by Georgia Tech in the Orange Bowl.
Texas A&M 15-1 Unless Johnny Manziel decides to come back and quit rehab the Aggies are irrelevant. Yeah they got a good coach and some talented offensive playmakers but unless they got 10 more Myles Garretts on defense they can't stop anybody.
Florida 18-1 Well the good news is Will Muschamp is no longer roaming the sidelines looking for someone to yell at. Gator fans can also look forward to a cake September schedule. But once October rolls around expect many, many losses.
South Carolina 25-1 This will be Steve Spurrier's final season and it won't be a pretty one.
Kentucky 75-1 Basketball school.
Vanderbilt 100-1 Nobody gives a shit.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 12:23 PM
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
You gotta respect Lebron's reaction to this. He knows he's got Warriors fans balls, or in this case labia, in the palm of his hand and there is nothing they can do about it except shout vulgarities at him. The only thing that would have made this video better is if the camera panned to the women and revealed it was one of Lebron's baby mamas.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 1:03 PM
Those warlocks are lethal.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 9:29 AM
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
Who knew Texas softball could be so rough?
Look I could understand ignoring the first elbow she threw on the girl crossing home plate. Maybe it was an accident and she didn't realize she was stepping into the runner. I could fully rationalize it with how uncoordinated females can be at times whether it's putting makeup on in their car while driving or playing catcher.
But the second time? Holy fuck I would have lost my shit. Kudos to the base runner for somewhat remaining calm and not knocking the shit out of the catcher. I would have walked onto the field, even if it was my own daughter who was the catcher, and pulled her out of the game or confronted the umpires and the opposing coach if it was my daughter's team who was on the receiving end.
But in all seriousness if you are Charlie Strong I think you make a few phone calls and signs this chick up as your new starting linebacker. It couldn't hurt especially with the hurting the Fighting Irish are going to give them on September 5th.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 11:59 AM
Last season as a true freshman Georgia tailback Nick Chubb continued the tradition of Tailback U and replaced suspended Todd Gurley and arguably had the best season for a runningback in the last 8 games. 1547 yards and 14 TDs don't lie. Could a 2000 yard season be on the docket for Chubb? It's possible considering UGA and Mark Richt need to ride the Chubb Strong train if they got any legitimate shot at a SEC Title.
Prediction: Chubb runs for 1700 yards nearly breaking Herschel's record. UGA comes close once again to a SEC Title only to "Georgia" a game against an inferior opponent.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:36 AM
Monday, June 08, 2015
Ok we get it Nasia. You are really good at flipping nunchucks around like Bruce Lee. But what we really want to know since you are in a bikini and all is how fast can you make me a sandwich? Because let's be honest here. Besides the bedroom activities all we really care about is food and not some silly nunchucks Nasia.
Full disclosure this girl would kick my ass in less than 5 seconds with those nunchucks because the last thing I would be looking at is the actual nunchucks.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 11:23 AM
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
Joey Gallo Makes His MLB Debut Tonight and Here is a Little League Picture with Him and Bryce Harper
Way back in the day when me and @Bharper3407 were 8 and 9 years old! #TBT #moundvisit pic.twitter.com/Sgauqhap9P— Joey Gallo (@JoeyGallo24) January 16, 2014
Joey Gallo makes his MLB debut tonight for the Texas Rangers and the highly ranked prospect has already played with a ballplayer you may have heard of: Bryce Harper. Yup before they even had as much as a whisker on their balls they were playing Little League together in Las Vegas.
There must be some serious radioactive powers out there in Las Vegas because Kris Bryant is also from the area. So you got three young guys with all plus plus power coming out of the same area. Baseball might not be as entertaining as it was during the steroid era but you can't deny the young superstars coming up right now will make it must watch television for the next decade.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:12 PM
This Family Guy episode went live 6 years before Bruce Jenner revealed he was going to cut off his dick and balls and become Caitlyn. I can kind of get how Seth McFarlane just throws random jokes at the wall hoping one might stick but he nailed the shit out of this one. Which makes me wonder if McFarlane had some inside info back then because how in the hell would anyone predict the world's greatest athlete from the 70's would eventually become a female? It's just too inconceivable. It's almost as funny as ESPN deciding to give Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award because he decided to become a female. I'm not exactly sure what is courageous about it but then again I've never wanted to slice off my manhood. But that's just me and I guess I'm the weirdo now in this beautiful world. That Kardashian family is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 9:53 AM