SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

23 DAYS AWAY!

HOOK EM HORNS!

FINALLY BACK
First off I want to apologize for the light posting the last couple of weeks. I was out of town in Washington,DC working my other job (no, I'm not the prostitute who used to fist David Vitter). "District of Crazy" people as I call it can only be taken in doses. More than two weeks in the summer up there and you will start to threaten people with a lawsuit over a cup of coffee because you thought it was 20 cents cheaper.

It's good to be back in the racially divided city of Atlanta. Kudos to ESPN for trying to bullshit people and bringing up the racism card in the case against Michael Vick. I have known ESPN was a shit network ever since they hired Mark May as one of their "experts" on college football but again they take the cake in that article. They need to stick with what they know: WNBA and auto racing.

So what can you, the loyal reader of this little website called Sportscrack, expect in the next few weeks leading up to my sports heaven which happens to be called College Football kickoff? Lots of college football articles, rants about Barry Bonds, and lots of curse words sprayed in there. Not for the faint of heart, but you guys already knew that.

So I end this post with these words of wisdom:
FUCK ESPN and Mark May.