TRICK OR BIG TEN POON TREAT?

Our buddy Mac G sent us these wonderful poon pictures from none other than Badger country in Madison, WI. As I mentioned before, Halloween is the perfect holiday for all the closet sluts out there to strip down and show off their thang without feeling the wrath of judging eyes.

God bless the Big Ten Poon. Oh look, it's one of Leinart's leftovers who just happened to make it out for the festivities. If I were her I would have a fake baby popping out of my belly for shits and giggles.

I'm out till tomorrow, HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!

FRED FLINSTONE AND BARNEY RUBBLE

This picture was taken today with Darren McFadden and Felix Jones posing as Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble. Personally I think it would have been much more humorous if McFadden was dressed as a Falcon and Felix as a Dolphin. They might as well prepare themselves to play for a shitty franchise so why not do it on Halloween. Oh wait, they play for Arkansas, they already know what it's like to play for a bad team.

COSTUME OF THE YEAR?

I think the Barstool guys found the runaway winner for best Halloween outfit. You have to love Halloween, it gives the ladies a reason to dress up all slutty and not feel guilty about it.

ANOTHER VIEW OF THE TRINITY MIRACLE

I don't think this clip will ever get old.

HT: TheWizardofOdds

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS CAN'T SAVE THE ROCKIES

Just hearing the theme music brings back memories of a painful, lonely childhood where me, Luigi, and Mario would battle all day to save the stupid Princess. I say stupid because she was such a slut with her fancy little dress and her wandering eyes. Oh fuck, I need to get out more.

HT: Deadspin

APPARENTLY MY WRITING OR VIEWS CAN CAUSE
the blog world to react like this....

Awesome, it's what I have always dreamed of since I quit journalism school, otherwise known as happy hour.