LET IT ALL HANG OUT
Who knew Adam Laroche even knew how to spell his name let alone play a trick on his old teammates? I'm a big fan of Laroche's swing, kind of reminds me of Will Clark back in the day when he was stroking balls back in San Fran. Maybe that last sentence didn't come out right. Now I'm a huge fan of Laroche and his practical jokes. One can only hope his next trick is to bang one of Chipper's mistresses, get her pregnant, and have Chipper pay for everything.

HAPPY 40TH WILL FERRELL

Not many comedians can make me laugh out loud just by looking at them, but Will Ferrell has that special something.

Old Will turns 40 today! Here's hoping that one day he will make it big in Hollywood and not be just some other struggling actor living on Mr. Boston Vodka and Ramen noodles. One can only dream...

BRIAN BROHM HEISMAN WEBSITE

Louisville has launched a website for senior QB Brian Brohm to help boost pub for his Heisman campaign. I would say Brohm is a legitimate top 5 preseason candidate for the Heisman.

He joins Desean Jackson with schools who have made websites in order to profit off their athletes, or slaves as Gary Sheffield would call them.

MCCARTHY PICKS IRISH

How strange, a guy named Dan McCarthy picked the Irish. I wonder if he drinks till he pisses on himself too? Anyways the latest commitment to Notre Dame is McCarthy who is a 4 star safety out of Youngstown, Ohio. With his decision the Irish now have 18 players already verbally committed in mid July, unprecendented for the Irish this early.

The Irish might not be done. Word around Nebraska is Trevor Robinson is about to decommit from Nebraska and pick Notre Dame.

Ruh roh, the Irish are back!

ONLY 45 MORE DAYS LEFT

Till College Football starts. Until then we drink bitches...

BRAVES INTERESTED IN THE FOSSIL?

According to Dave O'brien, an Atlanta Braves beat reporter for the AJC, the Braves are interested in bringing back Julio Franco.

Why? Franco is older than dinosaur shit and can't hit his age anymore...which translates to 245 years old in American human years. Look at his baseball card from 1990 when he was roiding with the Texas Rangers: .
You can't tell me that isn't the face of a 60 year old man right there. I know the guy is on the "jesus juice" but for heaven's sakes do not bring back Franco.

I think the Braves should make a trade for Kevin Millar if they want a veteran first baseman for the stretch run. Scott Thorman isn't getting it done and the Braves apparently aren't ready to give Jarrod Saltalamacchia the job quite yet.

So why not trade Kyle Davies for Millar?

Davies has yet to prove himself as a consistent starter and you know the Orioles would jump at the chance for a young arm for the veteran Millar. The Braves have a chance to win the National League this year if they make the right moves. Picking up Franco would not be the right move but Millar is having a good year in Baltimore and is a good clubhouse person.

PARIS BACK AT IT
This has absolutely nothing to do with sports but I find it refreshing that a millionaire slut heiress can get back to doing what she does best: SHOWING US HER WONDERFUL ASSETS!



Don't look too long, you might catch something...

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM
Via Barstoolsports.com, a javelin to the abdomen.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMIC STRIP

This comic strip comes via DeepSouthSports.net, a hilarious blog run by Erik who covers and uncovers anything sports related south of the Mason-Dixon line.