Friday, July 20, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GISELE BUNDCHEN
Today not only do you turn 27 but your boyfriend Tom Brady is expecting his first child from another woman, Bridget Moynahan, on this exact day! Why can't we all be so lucky? The long-legged Brazilian supermodel has been turning heads ever since I busted...err, I mean she busted upon the fashion world back in the 90's.

Here is a cheers, or shall we say Salud, to you Ms. Current Tom Brady's girlfriend until he knocks you up and dumps you for Jessica Biel lady!

ANOTHER BUCKEYE BUSTED
Okay, it's a former Buckeye named Jason Simmons who was arrested earlier this week for having sex with a 14 year old girl. Apparently Simmons played football in the early 90's with the Suckeyes, I can't seem to recall him playing...probably because I'm not an underage minor girl, at least that is what I tell myself.

What is up with these people with affiliations to "The" Ohio State University who either fondle themselves in libraries:

or get caught talking to Chris Hansen on "To Catch a Predator?"

It's just a matter of time till Sweatervest is caught. Because remember children, never trust a man in a sweatervest or a man affiliated with Ohio State. Getting a child close to a Buckeye is about as stupid as leaving your dog over with Michael Vick.

LIGHT POSTING TODAY
Sorry people, I'm closing on a house next Friday and dealing with a lot of paperwork and manual labor to insure the closing. I figured I would leave you something to watch, althought I wouldn't recommend watching it at work:
A LITTLE GINA GERSHON AND JENNIFER TILLY ACTION FROM BOUND

Hottest Scene Ever Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon - The funniest videos clips are here

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