Wednesday, July 18, 2007

DARREN MCFADDEN'S PIMP RIDE
Orson found a beauty here, but the only thing missing is Snoop with some Gin and Juice and some dead hookers/cheerleaders.



I would think the crazy son of a bitch named Houston Nutt would hook the players up with better rides. This sort of thing doesn't happen at respectable Universities like Georgia or Florida. They get "loaners" otherwise known as BMW's.

COLIN "SHITBIRD" COWHERD TO REPLACE DAN PATRICK?

For the love of God I hope this isn't true. The guys over at SportsbyBrooks are reporting the no-talent ass clown who constantly talks about himself and the "who gives a shit" topic of sports television ratings on his ESPN Radio show is making a case to replace Dan Patrick.

I will be the first to admit I actually kind of enjoyed his show when I started listening a couple of years back(translation: I was a drunk meth addict). Now I can't listen to more than 2 minutes of his BS. It would be one thing if he actually knew what he was talking about but he doesn't.
Witness his recent appearance in front of an audience when asked about the importance of eliminating performance enhancing drugs in sports:


Add this to the crap programming such as Weiner eating contests, NASCAR coverage, spelling bees, and Pedro Gomez stalking Barry Bonds, and you can see why ESPN now stands for EMBARRASSING SPORTS PROGRAM NETWORK.

I'm this close to going Billy Walsh on ESPN, this close you fucking ESPN jerkoffs:

BRITISH OPEN STARTS TOMORROW
I know all of you are in lockdown, can't wait to watch the world's greatest sports spectacle across the big pond tomorrow mode. But take time to appeciate golf for what it is: an elitist, rich snob sport where your boss can chug beers and talk shit about his family and friends. Damn I love golf!

A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS

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