PRINCE AKEEM ENJOYED THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Even mop boys at McDowells were watching the game yesterday which apparently was the highest rated NFC Championship game ever....

MARONEY: I DON'T WANT TO BLOW MY WAD EARLY

I know the guy is excited to play in the Super Bowl or maybe he has seen too much of Giselle running around the locker room but what ever it is Patriots RB Laurence Maroney needs to calm down. This isn't porn, it's football Maroney. Somewhere Peter North is sipping on a Singapore Sling while getting Oreo stuffed by two hotties and thinking "you have no effing idea what's its like bud" while laughing maniacally.

CARL DOING HIS POST GAME ANALYSIS

Courtesy of AdultSwim we got Hot Carl back. I'm not going to lie I've been kind of rooting for the NEW YORK Giants because we get to hear from Carl.

ELI MANNING, PUT ON YOUR SUPERMAN CAPE

Ryan Parker has come out with yet another New England Patriots parody song. I have to admit the songs are rather catchy in a Nelson type fashion. Of course the NFL got it's wish yesterday with the New England Patriots surviving a surprisingly shitty performance from Tom Brady yesterday to extend their record to 18-0, a new NFL record. Bob Kraft might want to put a bronze statue in the form of Kevin Faulk in front of Gillette Stadium. His two clutch catches won the game for the Patriots. Also what happened to LT? For a guy with so much hype and admiration from around the league he sure doesn't show up in big games. Yeah I know he was injured but at least Philip Rivers fought through the pain and showed he is a leader. LT is just a pussy who was too afraid to face rejection and sat after getting two carries for basically no yardage.

The NFL got another Manning in the Super Bowl with Eli getting his chance this season thanks to another crucial Brett Favre interception in overtime. Boston vs. New York in the Super Bowl. I can't fucking wait. My enthusiasm is causing catastrophic bowel movements in my upper rectum. You have to love the play of the Giants defense right now especially with the way the line is controlling the game tempo. Justin Tuck, Michael Strahan, and Osi the Pooper could give Tom Brady some headaches in Glendale. Especially if Randy Moss decides to take another day off.

I haven't seen the line yet but I'm guessing the Patriots are 8 point favorites. The Giants have a lot of confidence going into this battle with the close loss 4 weeks ago in the regular season finale against the Patriots 38-35. I think it will be a good game. The Patriots will win but by less than a touchdown.