The above image of Damon Evans comes from the PigskinDoctors.com whom I'm pretty sure deserve an Academy Award, a Grammy, and a Nobel Peace Prize for one of the funniest fucking photoshops I have ever seen. I have been literally crying in laughter just staring at the panties on his head. Anyways thanks to Damon Evans losing his Athletic Director job to an unfortunate DUI a month ago Georgia has now gone up from #4 party school in the nation to #1 this year according to the Princeton Review. This honor definitely deserves a shirt. Come on Bulldog fans. Send me some ideas. So far I have come up with these:
-Party Like A Bulldog Today
-Party Like Damon Evans Today
-Athens: Beer Me Capital
I know they suck so please help me help you. You can email me your idea to email@example.com. Whoever has the best idea gets $100 cold hard cash and some red panties.
Monday, August 02, 2010
Notre Dame linebacker Steve Filer has way too much athleticism to be sitting on the sideline this season. With Jon Tenuta gone I expect to see a lot of Filer crushing skulls on the football field this fall. I'm thinking you put him in on goal line and short yard situations and let him do his Lavar Arrington. You remember this right?
Oh and by the way Notre Dame is going to have some sick linebackers this season. Between Manti Te'o, Anthony McDonald, Brian Smith, Filer, Darius Fleming, Kerry Neal, and Carlo Calabrese among others I wouldn't be shocked to see at least 30 sacks from this group. They need a nickname. Any suggestions?
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 12:00 PM
Kenny Motha f-ing Powers is invincible in his new K-Swiss shoes. I once had a pair of K-Swiss's in college. I wore them for about 2 weeks while working on the golf course. I stopped wearing them when I started walking like Forrest Gump. They were the most uncomfortable shoes I have ever worn. So fuck you Kenny Powers! I don't need your stinkin Gimp shoes.
By the way the K-Swiss people are brilliant. I might just now buy a pair of shoes if they unleash secret muscles I've never had. If Kenny Powers says it it must be true.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:46 AM