Tuesday, January 12, 2010

URBAN MEYER REACTS TO LANE KIFFIN NEWS

Urban Meyer received a text tonight while in attendance of the Kentucky-Florida basketball game. I think he likes the Lane Kiffin news...

LANE KIFFIN IT'S TIME BITCH!

Tennessee fans are taking the whole "Lane Kiffin leaving us to go to Los Angeles" news really good. Check out this classic video of a Volunteers die hard going Southern on his ass...


I will have more on this shitstorm tomorrow. I can't stop laughing. USC and Tennessee both royally fucked in the same day. 2010 just keeps on getting better. CHEAT ON!!!

USC COACHING SEARCH

So far Southern Cal athletic director Mike Garrett is doing an excellent job in nailing down candidates to replace Pete the Cheat Carroll for the head coaching job. Here are his candidates and how they have responded according to confidential sources of SportsCrack:

CANDIDATE #1: MIKE RILEY

FUCK OFF!!!

CANDIDATE #2: JACK DEL RIO

NO ENTIENDO!!!

CANDIDATE #3: LANE KIFFIN

THE PAC-10 IS FOR PUSSIES, NO THANKS KIND SIR!!!


CANDIDATE #4: STEVE SARKISIAN

HAHAHAHAHAHA, DUDE, WE FUCKING BEAT YOU! NO WAY AM I LEAVING UDUB FOR YOUR SINKING SHIP!!!!

CANDIDATE #5: TY WILLINGHAM

HOW FAR AWAY IS PEBBLE BEACH? KIDDING, SIGN ME UP!

PROOF THAT REPORTERS ARE UNDERPAID